The Shoutbox
...and I can't imagine living in Pittsburgh.
Oh just puppets in general. I always wanted a ventriloquist dummy as a kid but couldn't afford it. I practiced with handkerchief rabbits that I formed over my hand, and always sort of animated objects in my hands as if they were characters speaking to one another.

I was probably an odd kid. Man. If I didn't live in a hole in the road most of my life I might have done something with it
Oh man, remote start. How did I drive in Pittsburgh for 17 years without remote start.
Is it the Trump puppet or the Schiff puppet?
I love puppets. I'm thinking of buying one for Christmas.
Anyone else watching this puppet theater today?
I should have a public spam forum where we can just mock them.
"Yeah, man, I say go for it. If you want to be a casino owner I think you should give it a try. Shoot for the stars, man. It doesn't matter if you hit them or not, as long as you've given it a shot. Good luck! (Y)"
Had the greatest joke reply going
Damn, the spam thread got deleted already.