The Shoutbox
I wonder how desert people are suppose to work around keeping there distance when most live in tents and travel here and there across vast deserts.
Originally Posted by Yoda
I hope the place we get our hair cut makes it through all this. Really like them there!
I'd be confident it'll be fine - haven't heard of a single bricks-'n'-mortar Covid-19 case yet
I hope the place we get our hair cut makes it through all this. Really like them there!
Bidets for haircuts?

Seems a bit far...
If we can learn something from this crisis, let it be this.

Why are we not using bidets?

I have a feeling machismo is partially to blame.
That's exactly what I look like know. Having to resort to self-administered haircuts and finding a use for these 40 y.o. Tupperware bowls.

The red-eyes are a mild side-effect from the chemical leach.
Originally Posted by Chypmunk
Am doing my best at practising social distancing by sleeping with the neighbour's wife instead of my own

So...that was you...
Originally Posted by Chypmunk
Am doing my best at practising social distancing by sleeping with the neighbour's wife instead of my own
Originally Posted by John McClane
I have never lost “my money” in any of my retirement accounts. But I also aint got **** so its not like Im fighting to hold onto anything.
I was being a little tongue-in-cheek, I'm not gonna drop my 401k.

It just sucks for these 2 guys. Nobody really has pensions anymore and the 401k is usually the bulk of people's retirement.
Am doing my best at practising social distancing by sleeping with the neighbour's wife instead of my own
India is in a world of hurt. Population density there makes proper social distancing almost impossible.