The Shoutbox
I just love it when Jeep Bros. don't have fender flares.
I just love it when I waste a few hours trying to fix some technology issue. Then I figure out the solution and it takes 5 minutes and I say to myself "Come on, you should have known that one."
Hadouken! Haaadouken! Hadouken!
Stirchley's making a run on the board. someone needs to drop a C-C-Combo-breaker, and fast!
I was knocking back Surge in the 3rd grade like it was going out of style. And cracking open cans of Whoop Ass.

When I get on the coffee too hard, that's how I know. I can feel it in my chest, not because I'm high energy.
We weren't every day soda people. Kool-Aid here and there, sugar was not taboo, we just didn't get a lot.
Your neurons have been rewired. I can chug energy drinks all day, and they have zero effect on me. Maybe a palpitation here and there, but no get up and go.

Did you drink soda as a kid?
I think coffee is a vestige associated with firing off a dart. Maybe my body is like, "welp, this is all we're getting now."
I don't ever get hype when I'm on coffee.

Use to drink Diet Mt. Dew / Diet Sundrop and that would have me bouncing. Tea is the only thing that does that for me now.
Yeah, I drink coffee but I don't get that rush people sometimes describe. I don't feel I need it but I'll drink it if it's available. Last week I was off work and had maybe one cup.

My grandmother drank it like water. All day and into the night. She'd always complain that she couldn't sleep, so she got up to make a cup of coffee. Who knows.