The Shoutbox
"Surprisingly, no. I'm free. I'm unfettered. I'm like a naked innocent boy rrromain' the countryside."
"I'm speechless. I have no speech."
"Fugitive sex."
"Sex to SAVE the friendship..."
"Would you be interested in a subscription to the New York Times?"

"Yes!"
I forget the line after the coma one. I love the whole exchange, though.

"Someone's pilfered a Ziggy and tried to pass it off as his own. I'm going to get to the bottom of this."
"We have a wide variety of Gene picks."
"Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it."
"His wife is in a coma."
"Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife."
"It's a coffee table book about coffee tables!"