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"Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have some mail for me."
"Ok Mr. Burns, what's your first name?"
"I don't know."
REV. LOVEJOY: "Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same."
"I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?"
"I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here."
Well I agree. What a bad attitude I have. Down, attitude. Down! Get off that couch! Bad, bad!!!
Type with you later, SilverBullet.
Type with you later, SilverBullet.