The Shoutbox
Good idea.

I actually had a cool idea for how to display it...we'll see if I'm 1337 enough to pull it off.
Sounds good doesnt it?
Hey Chris..had an idea for what you could call the countdown thingy-majigger. The Spudometer
Oh, puhlease.
On second thought, I should've said "I'd simply implode," thus quoting Ren & Stimpy, completing the trifecta of comedic ecstasy. Or something like that.
Hmm, I dunno about that. I'm torn. Two very different kinds of humor. If I had to choose, I'd probably implode.
Never veto Homer Simpson in favor of anything, including "Seinfeld".
I'd go the Seinfeld route:

"It's funny...because it's real."

Same thing though, of course.
"It's funny because it's true."
That's the funniest damned thing I've heard today...you just made my day Holden.