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"The future is not a straight line. There are many different pathways. We must try to decide the future for ourselves."
Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt n' lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start a fight?
I like to drink you with a little salt n' lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start a fight?
"Hey, Tippy Turtle, whatchyagonnado?
First I'm gonna bother everyone that I meet,
and then I'll go home and get drunk..."
First I'm gonna bother everyone that I meet,
and then I'll go home and get drunk..."
Trust me, all is well. You're a friendly guy and from what I understand you seem perfectly polite while under the influence.