[quote=Sleezy]Beautiful. :laugh:[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]:rotfl:[/quote]

[quote=OG-]Oh, and of course [url=http://dickhunt.ytmnd.com/]this.[/url]

There is no way I'm missing the Daily Show tonight...

5 Bucks say they just start off the show in silence and let the humor of it all speak for itself.[/quote]

[quote=OG-][url=http://www.boingboing.net/2006/02/13/mind_control_book_an.html]Such a stretch it had to be posted.[/url][/quote]

[quote=OG-]Sledge Hammer: Well, Miss, I was in this store when two thugs entered and threatened the owner with shotguns. At that time, I drew my Magnum and killed them both. Then I bought some eggs, and some milk, and some of those little cocktail weinies.

Reporter: Inspector Hammer, was what you did in that store absolutely necessary?

Sledge Hammer: Oh, yes, I had no groceries at all.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Yeah, the dude's fine.

Meanwhile, Jon Stewart's head just exploded in a whirling dervish of possibilities.[/quote]

[quote=Piddzilla]Oh man, I can hear Letterman's opening monologue... 

"Hey, the hunting season's here...." 

I chuckled quite a bit when I heard about Cheney's bloodthirst. It's almost too good to be true. I can say that without feeling any guilt since no one was seriously injured. Right?[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]decaf! ack![/quote]

[quote=Sedai]Mmmmm, I am having a Gyro today.... mmmmmm...[/quote]

[quote=OG-]No, I wouldn't blame the Patriot Act. I'd blame Cheney's undeniable craving for the the taste of a human heart.

Everyone knows digesting cardiac tissue is the only source of power for his fuel cells.[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]I was wondering when this would get shouted about....[/quote]