The Shoutbox
wow. I'm on the field! possibly today's dark horse!
New thongs arrive today...
One time, that birch tramp, got my gong
One time, at lunch cramps, I got thronged.

No, that doesn’t seem right
One time, In church camp , I was the counselors thong….
One time, at church camp, I had to wear a counselor’s thongs.
"Thong song wasn't his only hit!"
Footward Bound: The Incredible Thong
Rofl.
Guessing the title of the XXX-rated film of the incident/tale is best placed in spoilers:
WARNING: "XXX title" spoilers below
Jerked Off In The Rapids