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He got the apple one. That's all one needs to know. Baust a'deh'l, fuhace theh why'el!!!
*spins the creaky (not crikey, cuz that would be too far) metal contraption*

Aunty's Choice!!
Also, buckle in for the ride of crappy updates you cant control.
Originally Posted by doubledenim
I have officially given up. Joined the cult of Apple. Now where is that headphone jack
Which model did you get?
Originally Posted by doubledenim
I have officially given up. Joined the cult of Apple. Now where is that headphone jack
I have no idea who you are anymore.
Jack?

Jack??

Co-eeee, Jack!!

C'mon Jack, where's the bloody headphones????
I have officially given up. Joined the cult of Apple. Now where is that headphone jack
Seinfeld would have been better off with more episodes of CICGC than his new special.

#cashingchecks
Da-da-da-da-da-dun "Rrreeaahh"
Originally Posted by doubledenim
Just remember, no one has ever lied to you more in your life than Mom.

"You look fine, dear." "Of course the other kids will like you." "Spam is good for you." "Your hair looks fine."
Nah bro, my mom gives me the honest truth.

Your hair looks like ****. That hat makes you look stupid. I dont understand why you picked philosophy as your major: that seems like a waste.
Except for Mr. Green's mom. That lady is a saint. Without her, there would be no MoFo'ing it.
Just remember, no one has ever lied to you more in your life than Mom.

"You look fine, dear." "Of course the other kids will like you." "Spam is good for you." "Your hair looks fine."