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John McClane 03-12-22

Bruh, I got bigger problems now. My furnace is short cycling

[quote=John McClane]Bruh, I got bigger problems now. My furnace is short cycling :eek:[/quote]

ynwtf 03-12-22

Originally Posted by John McClane

Snow in the yard, which meant Hunter went ******* and stirred up some hella mud. Where�s the table for me to flip?

Order a pizza. Then goto a dollar store and buy a generic barbie. After picking up the pizza, go back home. Enjoy pizza. Stare at fake barbie as if you are entertaining weird thoughts. Before placing leftovers into your fridge, remover the center plastic support, 3-legged piece from the pizza box. Place box and remaining slices into fridge. Rinse plastic box support thingy. Now place plastic box thingy onto a surface, upright, and position your faux barbs next to it, leaning against it. Like ...a table. Thump plastic structure out from under her and you have successfully simulated her having a tantrum, flipping a table for you. It's like you're director of your own movie.

It's therapeutic. Trust me.

[quote=ynwtf][quote=John McClane]Snow in the yard, which meant Hunter went ******* and stirred up some hella mud. Where�s the table for me to flip?[/quote]

Order a pizza. Then goto a dollar store and buy a generic barbie. After picking up the pizza, go back home. Enjoy pizza. Stare at fake barbie as if you are entertaining weird thoughts. Before placing leftovers into your fridge, remover the center plastic support, 3-legged piece from the pizza box. Place box and remaining slices into fridge. Rinse plastic box support thingy. Now place plastic box thingy onto a surface, upright, and position your faux barbs next to it, leaning against it. Like ...a table. Thump plastic structure out from under her and you have successfully simulated her having a tantrum, flipping a table for you. It's like you're director of your own movie.

 It's therapeutic. Trust me.[/quote]

John McClane 03-12-22

Snow in the yard, which meant Hunter went ******* and stirred up some hella mud. Where�s the table for me to flip?

[quote=John McClane]Snow in the yard, which meant Hunter went ******* and stirred up some hella mud. Where�s the table for me to flip?[/quote]

doubledenim 03-12-22

Originally Posted by John McClane

I better not wake up to snow. I swear I�ll flip a table

Just came back from up there. Hard to imagine it�s gonna get cold enough. The precipitation on the other hand�

[quote=doubledenim][quote=John McClane]I better not wake up to snow. I swear I�ll flip a table[/quote]

[font=century gothic]Just came back from up there. Hard to imagine it�s gonna get cold enough. The precipitation on the other hand�[/font][/quote]

StuSmallz 03-12-22

Originally Posted by doubledenim

�What's that black stuff coming out of the Penguin's mouth��

-McDonalds

Did you see this?: https://www.avclub.com/batman-return...old-1848637639

[quote=StuSmallz][quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic] �What's that black stuff coming out of the Penguin's mouth��

[right][i]-McDonalds[/i][/right][/font][/quote]Did you see this?: https://www.avclub.com/batman-returns-an-attack-against-kids-says-10-year-old-1848637639[/quote]

John McClane 03-12-22

I better not wake up to snow. I swear I�ll flip a table

[quote=John McClane]I better not wake up to snow. I swear I�ll flip a table[/quote]

doubledenim 03-12-22

�What's that black stuff coming out of the Penguin's mouth��

-McDonalds

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic] �What's that black stuff coming out of the Penguin's mouth��

[right][i]-McDonalds[/i][/right][/font][/quote]

doubledenim 03-12-22

Originally Posted by ynwtf

This goes out to all tha Double-Ds out there:

[quote=doubledenim][quote=ynwtf]This goes out to all tha Double-Ds out there:

https://youtu.be/MvVWfu0Lg9g[/quote]

[center][img] https://media0.giphy.com/media/l0Iy69RBwtdmvwkIo/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9525c55a7472d388e84dfe855411f6bb81c31b0136a&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g[/img][/center][/quote]

ynwtf 03-11-22

This goes out to all tha Double-Ds out there:

[quote=ynwtf]This goes out to all tha Double-Ds out there:

https://youtu.be/MvVWfu0Lg9g[/quote]

ynwtf 03-11-22

I don't know how that MOON got back up there, but it's got to GO!!

[quote=ynwtf]I don't know how that MOON got back up there, but it's got to GO!![/quote]

doubledenim 03-11-22

For those of you unclear about that last statement, he�s referring to blondo�s hairline.

Blondo Caulcasian.

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]For those of you unclear about that last statement, he�s referring to blondo�s hairline.

Blondo Caulcasian.[/font][/quote]

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