The Shoutbox
Hang on a minute - is that Wylde next to me, on the extreme left as we look? Those legs look a bit goatesque to me but I don't remember him being there.
Damnit, Steve promised that photo of me in a chef's hat had been destroyed
I think Yoda should invest in a site filter that turns us all into clowns, similar to Allaby's avatar. There could be one day out of the year when Steve (bizarro Yoda with a goatee) goes mad and starts screwing with the site code. shenanigans ensue. virgins are sacrificed. or goats. whichever is available. I can build a volcano.

The forum folk must then unite in the one single objective of stopping Steve! We could invent a variant of a forum game where clues are scattered about old thread posts for everyone to hunt and decipher. After a bit of time and scripted hail storms on every page, Yoda is freed and Steve is placed back into confinement.

huh. Looks like I'm not the first to think of this!
Originally Posted by ynwtf
The queen is a tough ole bird.
Hey, that's no way to talk about my wife!!!!
Originally Posted by Chypmunk
Ever since I hit a Royal on a 25c machine in Vegas one time when going to get morning coffees I've never minded going out for them. Those were certainly the cheapest coffees I ever bought
The queen is a tough ole bird.
Originally Posted by doubledenim
The second hotel was next level hipster and they would have probably told me I should quit caffeine.
Ever since I hit a Royal on a 25c machine in Vegas one time when going to get morning coffees I've never minded going out for them. Those were certainly the cheapest coffees I ever bought
I never thought to call for room service coffee. Even then, rationalizing $30 for morning joe with “vacation money” would have soured the taste.

The second hotel was next level hipster and they would have probably told me I should quit caffeine.
Originally Posted by Austruck
Originally Posted by John McClane
Sounds like ya'll staying in the wrong hotels.
Nah. These are places that *had* coffee makers in the rooms... until the pandemic. I've noticed that most still haven't put them back, despite all of us no longer wiping down our groceries and our mail with bleach.
That’s so weird because every hotel I’ve stayed at since the pandemic started has had a coffee maker in the room.
Leonardo DiCaprio is hunky