[quote=Act III]man, I"m gonna dye a feathered hat.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]I grow mold and my Nair has drowned.[/font][/quote]

[quote=Act III]I own gold and my hair is brown.[/quote]

[quote=Allaby][quote=Citizen Rules][quote=Allaby]Exciting news!  I got new socks and pyjamas today![/quote]Birthday? or two for one sale![/quote]

My birthday is in 3 days so I can count them as an early birthday gift to myself.[/quote]

[quote=Citizen Rules][quote=Allaby]Exciting news!  I got new socks and pyjamas today![/quote]Birthday? or two for one sale![/quote]

[quote=Allaby]Exciting news!  I got new socks and pyjamas today![/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=doubledenim][quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]All of my “bits”  revolved around casting couch scenarios. Couldn’t quite get them off the ground before somebody leaned their seat back…

“Sure. I’ve never handled pangolin before.”[/font][/quote][/quote][/quote]

[quote=Yoda]That reminds me, when I was flying back from San Diego last year the guy in front of me in security had to open his luggage and it was jam packed with Halloween candy.[/quote]

[quote=Austruck]The answer is fluid because I'd be constantly eating said jelly beans while trying to fill the suitcase.

Also, carry-on or checked bag?[/quote]

[quote=Torgo][quote=Yoda]I'm gonna guess IT/tech? They're famous for those sorts of weird questions, the logic usually being something like "there's no right answer but it shows us something about your thought process to see how you approach the question."[/quote]Pretty much. I had to answer a weird question about cutting a cake and it was not for a baking job. I was only half right, but I got the job anyway. For questions like that, how you answer is more important that what you answer.

Still not as weird as that question about why I let a tortoise bake in the hot sun...[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]the answer is always as many jellybeans as it takes[/quote]