[quote=ynwtf]I think he might say "yoda or yadon't."

That reminds me of a joke a coworker shared with me earlier. *eh-HEM*

If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.[/quote]

[quote=cat_sidhe]Waddle Yoda do when he sees another pun off brewing?[/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk][img]https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/5156msAfoOL._SX466_.jpg[/img]

(swans off)[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]projectile dysfunction. it's ok. we're all getting older.



(ducks)[/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk]I've never understood projectile vomiting. I've yakked enough times in my life and not once has there been a single arrow, bullet, dart, missile or the like in there :shrug:[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century Gothic]Just waiting on the vomit and litter 5 feet from the box... [/font][/quote]

[quote=John McClane]This sounds like normal behavior.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]When I released the lions this morning, they were very nonchalant.

They declined comment on the previous evening's events and proceeded to lick each other's rear ends. [/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]She is asleep right now...[/font][/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk]Have you tried shaving her head and looking for signs of the Devil??[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Maybe they were just irritable. I've reduced their food amount and it's possible they were just ringing the bell.[/font][/quote]