[quote=John McClane]Oy, I’m a crazy boy
Out here playing with these music toys
My beats are my weapon
I’m trying to fight off depression[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]*tinny, stilted robot voice*

"Would you care to rate your experience?"

"Please take a moment to leave feedback on your most recent transaction."

"Do it now, or you will be at the top of the list when Skynet goes online. Have a nice day"  :) [/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]What kind of degenerate doesn't give feedback on eBay?

Every time I log on, I am guilted by the AI into leaving feedback.[/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=John McClane]I got them White Castle burgers
Making deals and tight mergers[/quote]

[font=century gothic]Dehydrated onions thrown on the grill,
A big fat sack delivers H&K feels.

February 14th is right around the corner,
Take your squeeze here, 
if you wanna get homered.[/font][/quote]

[quote=John McClane]I’m drunk as a skunk
Straight out of luck
Pluck eight strings
Listen to them sing
Every time I pray to God
I ask for peace and a fine hot bod[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Just dropped serious dough
Trying to make a good show
Hood low beats
Good bow feats
I’ll drop ya and sock ya
Good God I’ll rock ya
Ya mood turns sour
Hour by hour
The end draws near
That power gives me fear[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]I got them White Castle burgers
Making deals and tight mergers[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]How best to conquer the cold?
Cut all your hair off
And wear a hat
That’s what I been told[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]A substantial CPU upgrade is half that cost but I need it if I hope to do anything more advanced than what I’m doing now.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Holy crap, I’m really considering spending $1k on equipment to future proof me for a couple years. I knew as soon as I got this Pro running I’d end up sinking money into it.

But hey, it’s better than the prices they want for current tech. I don’t think I’ll be building a gaming PC anytime soon.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]If you’re worried about security threats than Android is not ideal. They are getting better but far from ideal.[/quote]