The Shoutbox
That's exactly what I look like know. Having to resort to self-administered haircuts and finding a use for these 40 y.o. Tupperware bowls.

The red-eyes are a mild side-effect from the chemical leach.
Originally Posted by Chypmunk
Am doing my best at practising social distancing by sleeping with the neighbour's wife instead of my own

So...that was you...
Originally Posted by Chypmunk
Am doing my best at practising social distancing by sleeping with the neighbour's wife instead of my own
Originally Posted by John McClane
I have never lost “my money” in any of my retirement accounts. But I also aint got **** so its not like Im fighting to hold onto anything.
I was being a little tongue-in-cheek, I'm not gonna drop my 401k.

It just sucks for these 2 guys. Nobody really has pensions anymore and the 401k is usually the bulk of people's retirement.
Am doing my best at practising social distancing by sleeping with the neighbour's wife instead of my own
India is in a world of hurt. Population density there makes proper social distancing almost impossible.
I wondered how long it take for a typical WV family stay at home would be
Originally Posted by Sedai
Looks like I am still at work for the time being.
Aye, I'm here for the duration.
Today In another County a women killed her sister and husband because caught him in her bed after a fight. They were all staying together because of the Virus
Looks like I am still at work for the time being.
I even have a brokerage account inside my 403b to buy mutual funds. I parked about 2k in this one high risk fund, but oddly enough when the market got hit it really wasnt all that affected. But the low cost options they force upon you outside of the brokerage account careened off a cliff nose first.