The Shoutbox
Gas cereal station is anybodys guess.
Anybody wanna wager a guess to waahhhtss inn daa baawwwxxx?

Winner receives a nonsensical pm in the narrative styling of their choice.

Clue: There was only one choice and it belongs to the mouth-destroying family, but its not THE mouth-destroying cereal.

As a favor, I will go ahead and take Cracklin Oat Bran off the board for everyone.
The important question is what cereal was it? Id go into a coma for some Cocoa Puffs.
I like to rationalize my bad decisions by comparing them to worse decisions that I would never make but use them to completely rationalize garbage lifestyle choices.

Side note - That box of cereal was like a stadium beer. You know. I just spent $12 on a BL draft, but this may be the best beer Ive ever had.
Originally Posted by John McClane
Quit getting it turned on.
huh?
Quit getting it turned on.
Originally Posted by jiraffejustin
Originally Posted by doubledenim
When you fully commit to a day of bad eating, but there are no longer any grocery stores open past 11pm....

You find yourself buying a $6 box of cereal at a gas station.

Even worse....Being the guy standing in the aisle debating with yourself, “Am I really getting ready to do this?”
Life is hard dude
true
Originally Posted by doubledenim
When you fully commit to a day of bad eating, but there are no longer any grocery stores open past 11pm....

You find yourself buying a $6 box of cereal at a gas station.

Even worse....Being the guy standing in the aisle debating with yourself, “Am I really getting ready to do this?”
Life is hard dude
When you fully commit to a day of bad eating, but there are no longer any grocery stores open past 11pm....

You find yourself buying a $6 box of cereal at a gas station.

Even worse....Being the guy standing in the aisle debating with yourself, Am I really getting ready to do this?
*Wonders if there's a way to block individual users from seeing specific threads

*Hides
Originally Posted by ynwtf
Dare to Be Stupid
How did that not win? The lyrics alone are positively brilliant!