The Shoutbox
"Hi, my name is Barney, and I'm an alcoholic."
"Mr. Gumble, this is a girl scout meeting"
"Is it, or is it that you girl scouts can't admit that you have a problem?"


"I don't know. I kinda want a cigarette."

"What's your brand?"

"Anything Slim!"
"Me fail english? That's unpossible!"
"I hate every Ape I see, from Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z, no you'll never make a Monkey out of me!

Oh My Gosh! I was Wrong! It was Earth! All Along! You've Finally Made a monkey!"

"Yes we've finally made a monkey!"

"Yes you've finally made a Monkey out of Me!!"

"I love you Dr. Zaius!"
"And then they move on to the killing floor...Don't let the name scare you, it's not really a floor."
"Hi, I'm Troy McClure....."
"A noble spirit embiggens us all."
"Gonna paint your wagon! Gonna paint it good! We ain't braggin', we're gonna coat that wood!"
"Paint my chickencoop!"
It's been nice... but I'm off to bed, have to head in at 4 to do some inventories... yeah Night all!
It's been nice... but I'm off to bed, have to head in at 4 to do some inventories... yeah Night all!