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Sunfrogolin   02-26-02
Where is it? Not the glossary thing, the other thing? Poor Spud.
The Silver Bullet   02-26-02
Then go to bed.
You have a big day of being distraught over the premature and grizzly death of Spudly.
Yoda   02-26-02
I'll add it later. Me sleepy.
The Silver Bullet   02-26-02
Did you add it to the Gloassary?
Please do. It's a very important scientific theorem that will escalate us to the top of the scientific world. And yet unfortuantly put Spudly six feet under.

At least his name will live on in the theorem's name. If that's any consollation for being eaten by a 900 pound ape....
Yoda   02-26-02
Uh, yeah, I'm very worried. After all; who'll run the DVD section?
The Silver Bullet   02-26-02
Aren't you even a little worried that Spudly is going to die?! No, no, no. It's always you, you, you. Selfish-da-monzo!!

The Silver Bullet   02-26-02
We'll call my theory of Time and Space, the "Spudly Principle".

The "Spudly Principle" works on the basis that NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS SPUD WILL END UP BEING EATEN BY A GORILLA.

Add that to the Glossary.
The "Spudly Principle".
Yoda   02-26-02
Oh, my bad. I thought you meant that I was getting eaten, not Spud. My bad.
The Silver Bullet   02-26-02
Tomorrow you'll tell me that Spud was eaten by a Gorilla. Of course, you've already told me, you just don't know it yet. You're still in the past. You don't know that Spud has been eaten by a Gorilla yet.

You may not even tell me yet, because Spud may avoid Gorilla's, avoid getting eaten and then you wouldn't have told me and I wouldn't have told you in the past.

But then...
Wouldn't Spud have been eaten?


*twilight zone music*
Yoda   02-26-02
Seen anything lately? Certainly: LOTR! It's as good as ever. I f*ckin' love that movie.

How could Future Chris tell you that he was eaten by a Gorilla?
The Silver Bullet   02-25-02
You're getting eaten by a Gorilla tomorrow your time Spud. Future Chris told me.
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