The Shoutbox
Mornin guys...It is I, Lord of the Fry
goodnight!
Anybody who writes a book called The Death of the West is an idiot.

Though I will say (with much regret, mind you) I like the premise of A Republic, Not an Empire.
yikes.

anyway, i'm going to bed before i slowly go insane.
Just a little Colon Blow breakfast cereal.
All better now, my child.

Bed time for me. G'night.
yikes. what the hell are you on?
AaaaaH! Help! Edit, Mommy, edit!
Damn, I hate when my frivolous links don't work. How else can I introduce the world to the creamy-crap-inducing formula found in Senokot-S?!?!
wow, almost time for bed

i get to fall asleep dreaming of ex-lax, pat buchanan, and people who use the word "pizza pie" in a sentence. i hope i don't throw up in my sleep.
ugh..... the shoutbox doesn't need this. *barfs*