The Shoutbox
"I'm a divorcee."

"You're not a divorcee. You're a, you're a sepretee."

"Well I'm out there Georgie."

"You are not out there, because I am out there, and if I see YOU out there there's not enough voltage in this world to electroshcok me back into coherance!!"
"Why does it matter? You're their all-time best seller!"
"People should plop down $2000 to live like him for a week."
"Kramer's whole life is a fantasy camp..."
"Oh yeah? Well The Jerk Store called...they're running out of you."

Go ahead, hit me with the next line.
"I'm the real Peterman!!"
"Hey George: the ocaen called, they're running out of shrimp."
Really? That is weird.
I was thinking, it would be so strange if all three of us posted the Newman line at the same time.

It would have been one hell of a freak occurance.
"Let's face it, Jerry: I've always really BEEN handicapped. I'm only now getting the recognition for it."
"This is George Costanza. He wants to go to Church."