The Shoutbox
And what are you basing your reasoning on?
Bummer man. Hope you feel better. Don't worry, though -- I've got reason to believe you'll cheer up shortly.
It's another depressing day..
"Zoomdaba," he exclaimed with great relish.
Alright I admit it!! It was ME!! And the guy is the faded red shirt, it was him you put the dit in the "dit-dit-dit-di-da"!!!!

I'm actually seen a police interogation sketch by Jimeoin based on this entire concept...
Who put the "ram" in the "ram-a-lang-a-ding-dong"?
It depends. Every animal in the class of mammalia (to which Bears offically belong) has hair. It is a known fact. His not being fuzzy was probably just a plow to make a ridiculous rhyme. For children and the like.
Fuzzy-Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy-Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy-Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, wuz he?
It would depend entirely on the strength of the said Woodcuk's forearms.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?