[quote=Yoda][quote]Apparently the tiger is sorry and didn't care for the taste of Roy anyways.[/quote]
Siegfried, I'm sure, feels differently.

On both counts.

[quote]The hospital, suspicious as they were, alerted the police after the guy had been in seeking treatment for what he was calling a "dog bite".[/quote]
Heh. The real-life Hagrid.[/quote]

[quote=The Silver Bullet]Poor thing never hurt anyone.
Oh, wait. He did.[/quote]

[quote=Sir Toose]Give a potential new meaning to letting the cat out of the bag... SURPRISE![/quote]

[quote=The Silver Bullet]The next door neighbours did, but they had no reason to complain.

There was enough junk stacked up against the door to prevent the thing from getting out, and it had been locked in there since the time it was two and a half weeks old. It didn't know any better, probably didn't even know how to roar.[/quote]

[quote=Sir Toose]I did hear about that. Amazing. A 400 lb tiger. I've seen one or two in captivity...don't those things stink? I can't believe it didn't ever roar and that no one ever knew about it.[/quote]

[quote=Revenge of Mr M]Apparently, he was trying to stop the tiger eating a kitten[/quote]

[quote=The Silver Bullet]Speaking of tigers, everyone hear about the guy in the Bronx who's been keeping one [along with two snakes and an alligator] in his apartment?

The hospital, suspicious as they were, alerted the police after the guy had been in seeking treatment for what he was calling a "dog bite".

'Twas no dog.[/quote]

[quote=Sir Toose]A pet psychiatrist interviewed the Tiger (not kidding). Apparently the tiger is sorry and didn't care for the taste of Roy anyways.[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]J.A.M.F.
(just another muther fu*ker)[/quote]

[quote=Hondo333]Wow look at all the MOFOS[/quote]

[quote=Hondo333][quote=Yoda]It was Roy. If you have trouble telling them apart, just remember that Siegfried is the really gay one.[/quote]
LOLOLOLOLOLOL[/quote]