[quote=]Canuck jokes aren't funny 'eh, do you guys even know what we're aboot up here in the great white north.. 'eh? I'm goin back to my igloo...[/quote]

[quote=Golgot][QUOTE]Why not? Not committed?[/QUOTE]

I think he balked when he realised it might mean talking to Canadians ;)[/quote]

[quote=SamsoniteDelilah]"Excuse me.  Are you speaking French, or are you strangling?" -- Steve Martin[/quote]

[quote=OG-]You may not know it from looking at me, but I can run really fast.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]I submit that one can be committed to learning French, yet still fail miserably.

In other words, I lacked the necessary phlegm.[/quote]

[quote=The Silver Bullet]"I started to teach myself French like a year and a half ago. Didn't work out."

Why not? Not committed?[/quote]

[quote=allthatglitters]I am so happy about the deliberation--its nice to see justice every once in a while, especially so close to home.[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]In other news, did you hear about the two assclowns that robbed a church? The priest said he was short on cash, and that he would write them each a check for $150, and asked for their full names, which they gave him....Such brilliant criminal minds..[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Scott Peterson's just been found guilty. The jury will deliberate over sentencing next week.[/quote]

[quote=MyRobotSuit]ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

*brilliant*[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]I know a little german.... he lives down the street!  *buh-dum-bum crash!*[/quote]