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"It's now official. NASA's Near Earth Objects page lists 2004 MN4, the asteroid that's been covered on slashdot recently, as having a 1 in 56,000 chance of hitting earth, and even then only in 2037. It seems that earth was near the edge of the cone of probability of when it could go. As the cone kept closing, the probability of hitting earth grew, but it kept getting closer to the edge. It's now outside the cone, and we can be safe."
I have crabs that resemble mutants. My friends told me it's a life change, but not the end of the world.
Originally Posted by allthatglitters
Ok it's not like your going to die a virgin at 39. Don't get too excited.
1. Get a job
2. Get laid
Why would I get excited to die a virgin at 39?
Assuming you guys live that long, every year someone says it's the end of the world, my moneys on next year when mutant crabs arrive from crab world and eat us all. Yup.