The Shoutbox
How could you punch that loveable clown tac!
Tis a grand Day! To be sure to be sure to be sure!

You boy! What day is this?
You are so funny
Well..... I got expelled from Nursery school for punching an annoying kid called Ronald in the face. I also ruined the roof of my dad's new VW Karmann Ghia by jumping on it, Starsky & Hutch style. Tip of the iceberg but I don't have time to go into more detail...

So yup, I was a quiet and well-adjusted child.
Hi Tatty I bet you were a little terror when you were a child.
Morning Nebbs!

Isn't it a beautiful day? Just the sort of day for shoving a cucumber through old Mrs Jenkins' letterbox and shouting "The Martians are coming!"
Run Like Hell!!!
Behind you, Hugo Chavez!
Hey, look: Pat Robertson's prayers have power after all.
Wow. Because it had really been a slow few weeks, news wise, before that...
R.I.P. Rehnquist :-\