Originally Posted by desert76
i know this thread is mostly going about signe but i got another suggestion:
Yay! Finnaly. Another suggestion. Too bad they were robots. But that's the spirit. I had a major breakdown in my computer and was out for...some time...missed me? And I got an incredible idea for a post, couldn't wait to put here. So here goes:
Fun Facts about aliens
-Aliens usually have an uncanny ability to learn english. Of course even we, from the same planet have some kind of accent or have dificulties to pronounce some words. But beings from other planets have vocal cords made for english instead of their language.
-Aliens are a bunch of show offs, When they aren't showing us their UFO's full of 3D effects and little lights that can become invisible or destroy the white house with a death ray, they pretend to come in peace and give back people they abducted to give a ride to other people trough the universe but all they want is someone playing the musical background of their little flying lights show (Close Encounters of the third Kind). They make drawings in crops to show their artistical abilities and kill people only to show how they can change form with extreme ability and they ever have bright white lights inside their UFO's that never go off to show how their batteries are better than ours. Like I said, show offs.
-Some aliens instead of kill all human beings and they take earth for themselves only come to earth to procriate with our females.
-Aliens die with our germs but they also seem to sterilize they'r UFO's and all other things they bring to our planet because we never get infected by their diseases.
-Those beings aeons away in technology, capable of interestellar travel don't discovered the usefulness of byological, chemical, or nuclear weapons when it's about planetary conquest...well...maybe not nuclear. The radiation may kill them when they try to land.
-Many worlds die every day. that's the reason aliens come to earth without caring this planet is full of things that are hazardous to them (Air, water, lifeforms in general)
-The material that UFO's are made is highly attracted by everything inside United States gravitional field. That's because they like to start invading there. But the U. S. (Uncle Sam) government always send men in black suits to try and hide every vestige aliens are in Earth (Usually failing) before taking the aliens to non-specific secret military bases to dissecate and study them where they can escape and wreak havok.
And that's about it. When Earth be invaded by bloodthirsty interestellar conquerors again I expect this list will help you to understand their way of behaving.
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