I'm going to be a father.

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Apologies for going off-topic, but I had no idea how really beautiful storks are.
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'Grats on the alt baby TUS!
Jesus Christ, they made a sequel! Huh?
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Congratulations, @TheUsualSuspect.

I’m jealous that I can’t have your baby. I think I’m going to have to install a uterus or something to do that. I’ll ask Kendra (@John McClane) for help on getting set up.



I’m jealous that I can’t have your baby..
@TheUsualSuspect: the moment the baby is born, you have to set up a lot of booby traps around the cradle, because something's telling me Jase will be always lurking around.



28 days...6 hours...42 minutes...12 seconds
Miles Hunter Layden

June 8th, 2019

6lbs 8oz









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Congrats - I see he's already learning how to give the middle finger ..... gonna be a feisty one I reckon



A system of cells interlinked
Woah!!

Congrats!
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You ready? You look ready.
Why you all up in my business, yo? I just wanna sleep!
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