TheUsualSuspect

Ha ha, I saw your post on the plot holes and went "Hey, another Cracked fan!"

Can't believe you repped that picture thread post from 2010. I have to know why.

Please wear beige tomorrow. I am sensing something important. If you get this and it's Wednesday, March 6th, and you are not wearing beige, please change immediately. It is absolutely vital that you wear beige.

After you remove your curse, here are some lottery numbers you should play: 10, 19, 26, 33, 50, 52

Lucky for you I happen to know how to remove curses. Here's what to do: First, put a red bulb in a lamp that's next to a window. Turn it on and leave it on for at least 12 hours, day or night. It invites strong mystical power. Second, after taking a dump, sprinkle basil and oregano all over it in the toilet. DO THIS AFTER SIX DUMPS. Six times total. It purifies your internal spiritual system of curses. The last thing to do is call (via telephone or maybe something like Skype will work, too) a relative that you have not spoken to in at least a year. Talk to this relative for at least ONE HOUR. Do not let them hang up until an hour is over or you'll have to do it again (although, two thiry minute sessions have been known to work if they're done within 244 days.) If you do not have any relatives you can use, try an old friend, or, if desperate, a TOTAL STRANGER. Or a brand new friend. It just can't be someone you regularly talk to.

Good luck and let me know how it goes! - P.I.

You will stumble upon someone's missing cell phone. Destroy it. It is a cursed modern object that someone else was trying to get rid of. Keeping the cell phone or trying to return it will bring you misfortune for twenty-two years. Also, you will meet a gentleman whose name starts with K and he will either help you or hinder you depending on which path you take with the found cursed cell phone.

can you give me information related to movie distribution.

Thank you.

I gather you've seen the film that comes from then? That's my favorite torrent at Cinemageddon. What a flick.

Even Cooler avatar duder. Christina Lindbergh, yeah?