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"Frederick Poohs and his Dancing Teeth!"
"We must examine you."
"Complete mystery to me. I woke up just now, one sock too many."
"Nowadays people want something wittier." :P
Having fun, you two? Personally, to me, this is getting old. 
"There's violence to be done..."
"And now, a man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose."
"It says something about filling my mouth in with cement..."
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" (somebody had to say it)
"Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was....too late."
"The room is full of milkmen, some of whom are very old."