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Of the films I have seen (and ignoring obvious crap like Epic Movie):
Titanic
I'm not sure if it is truely an awful movie. But compared to how great everyone was saying while it was in the theaters, it sucks.
Love Guru
This did have a couple of funny moments, but aside from those it was just painful to watch. There is comedy that makes you feel uncomfortable because of the subject matter, this made be feel uncomfortable for the people in the movie.
Funny Games
Again, probably not an awful movie. But it is nowhere near as smart as the director thinks it is. And is exploitive, even given the context of its message. You can't tell us we're horrible people for wanting to see that kind of violence, then rub our noses in it, then arbitrarily draw the line (ie when the kid gets kid...off screen), it takes all the power out of the message.
Enough/Angel Eyes
This is a tie, for the same reason: J Lo. Crappy writing, crappy acting.
Pearl Harbor
Never has sacrifice for our country seemed so meaningless.
Heavy Metal
Yeah, some of the stories are kind of interesting, but they really only serve as a framework from which to hang softcore cartoon porn.
Batman and Robin (1997)
I'll just say: "Ice skating Batman."
The Happening
Way to blow all of the cred and good will M. Knight. Again, ruined by crappy dialog, chracters so shallow you could walk through them without getting your shoes wet, a threadbare plot, and direction completely lacking in suspense.
Analyze This
Probably not actually bad, but I definitely found it to be obnoxious.
Hostel
Again, another one people seemed to be all over when it came out. I suppose it should fall under B level horror, but as it was at the height of the torture porn wave, it will catch my wrath.
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