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I say cinema, because it doesn't feel so bad when you only spend a few dollars and hire a complete turkey. It's a thousand times worse when you spend $10 plus of your own hard earned money (it can be up to $20 if you add a drink and popcorn), and you realize you've just wasted your time and money. Again at least if your a bad movie out you can at least stop the movie and do something else straight away. At the cinema it's not so easy. You have to leave the cinema then drive home, so plenty of time all up has been wasted, when you include getting there watching say, half the movie, and then getting back home, that's good couple of hours totally wasted.
Anyways i was curious as to what turkeys you have seen at the cinema either recently or in the past. To qualify you had to ahve brought the ticket yourself, eg. not a free movie ticket, or a friend buying you a ticket.
For me there are two movies that have scarred me for life. Two movies that i swear were made by the Devil himself, for only he could inspire such awful movie making.
They are Scary Movie 5 and Movie 43. They have to be two of the worst movies in the history of mankind. I can only imagine how many other pour souls have had to watch these pieces of garbage.
First, Scary Movie 5. I don't even know what possessed me to go see this pile of crap. Maybe i was on drugs, but more likely i was bored and wanted to watch a movie. Watching the first scene with Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan, i knew i was in for a hellish ride, but NOTHING could have prepared me for how crap this movie was going to be. I kid you not, two times i walked out of the cinema, only to come back thinking i should at least watch the whole thing to get my money worth. But it was too much torture to sit through, i just couldnt do it, the third time, i left for good. I can't even describe how sh** this movie was. I couldn't tell what the story was because there was none. It was just a parady, and i use the term losely, of movies, mainly Paranormal Activity. The losers behind these types of movies should really be hung for thier crimes.
And then the Citizen Cane of crap movies, this is the be all and end all of what a crap movie should be. It deserves a spot in the Hall of Fame of Crap Films, it is Movie 43. I thought it would be a fun movie with lots of A grade actors in such as Hugh Jackman and Kate Winslet along with an all star cast, but boy was i wrong. Seeing this movie is the equivalent of going to the doctors for a check up but find out you have an incurable disease. Amazingly, i watched this whole movie! I must have been on some bad drugs to sit through the whole thing. If a group of movie makers were asked to intentionally make the worst movie ever, it would be impossible for them to make worse than this. The makers were no doubt being guided by the Devil when they made this turd.
The scene with Jackman and Winslet will have to go down as one of the worst movie scenes of all time. Jackman having a scrotum on his neck?!? WTF?? That makes NO sense whatsover! Nothing in this movie made any sense. Any person who likes this movie must have an IQ of 10, for they are seriously brain dead to like this movie, a monkey would be smarter than anyone that liked this crap. Heck, a monkey could write a better script then the idiots that made this.
But there was another movie i saw but a long time ago, that was diabolically bad. That was Batman and Robin movie. You know, the one where he has a Bat Card, and Clooney is wearing a suit with nipples, WTF? And Shwarzenegger says all those stupid one liners.
This is very close to being one of the worst movies ever made but the two movies above were much crappier.
If there was an Academy Awards for worst movies made these three would win hands down, i swear.
So what do others think about the three movies mentioned. Do you agree theyre three of the worst movies ever made? Did you have the misfortune of having paid to see these piles of manure?
What are some other movies you have seen that would rank as the worst ever? Please share.
Anyways i was curious as to what turkeys you have seen at the cinema either recently or in the past. To qualify you had to ahve brought the ticket yourself, eg. not a free movie ticket, or a friend buying you a ticket.
For me there are two movies that have scarred me for life. Two movies that i swear were made by the Devil himself, for only he could inspire such awful movie making.
They are Scary Movie 5 and Movie 43. They have to be two of the worst movies in the history of mankind. I can only imagine how many other pour souls have had to watch these pieces of garbage.
First, Scary Movie 5. I don't even know what possessed me to go see this pile of crap. Maybe i was on drugs, but more likely i was bored and wanted to watch a movie. Watching the first scene with Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan, i knew i was in for a hellish ride, but NOTHING could have prepared me for how crap this movie was going to be. I kid you not, two times i walked out of the cinema, only to come back thinking i should at least watch the whole thing to get my money worth. But it was too much torture to sit through, i just couldnt do it, the third time, i left for good. I can't even describe how sh** this movie was. I couldn't tell what the story was because there was none. It was just a parady, and i use the term losely, of movies, mainly Paranormal Activity. The losers behind these types of movies should really be hung for thier crimes.
And then the Citizen Cane of crap movies, this is the be all and end all of what a crap movie should be. It deserves a spot in the Hall of Fame of Crap Films, it is Movie 43. I thought it would be a fun movie with lots of A grade actors in such as Hugh Jackman and Kate Winslet along with an all star cast, but boy was i wrong. Seeing this movie is the equivalent of going to the doctors for a check up but find out you have an incurable disease. Amazingly, i watched this whole movie! I must have been on some bad drugs to sit through the whole thing. If a group of movie makers were asked to intentionally make the worst movie ever, it would be impossible for them to make worse than this. The makers were no doubt being guided by the Devil when they made this turd.
The scene with Jackman and Winslet will have to go down as one of the worst movie scenes of all time. Jackman having a scrotum on his neck?!? WTF?? That makes NO sense whatsover! Nothing in this movie made any sense. Any person who likes this movie must have an IQ of 10, for they are seriously brain dead to like this movie, a monkey would be smarter than anyone that liked this crap. Heck, a monkey could write a better script then the idiots that made this.
But there was another movie i saw but a long time ago, that was diabolically bad. That was Batman and Robin movie. You know, the one where he has a Bat Card, and Clooney is wearing a suit with nipples, WTF? And Shwarzenegger says all those stupid one liners.
This is very close to being one of the worst movies ever made but the two movies above were much crappier.
If there was an Academy Awards for worst movies made these three would win hands down, i swear.
So what do others think about the three movies mentioned. Do you agree theyre three of the worst movies ever made? Did you have the misfortune of having paid to see these piles of manure?
What are some other movies you have seen that would rank as the worst ever? Please share.
