The MoFo Personal Pictures Thread

Merry Christmas from me and my reasons for everything.

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“Except for markf, you’re all a disgrace to cinema.”

Are you going to bake children in that machinery?

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San Franciscan lesbian dwarves and their tomato orgies.

That's what the witch used when she broiled Hansel And Gretel.

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It's good for stews and roasts but crap for pizzas and children unless you wait for an hour after turning the boiler up.

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"Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how the Tatty 100 is done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves." - Brendan Behan

So you did try baking children (and pizza) so now you know it doesn't work!

New pets! Erm, moneymaking opportunities...

Aww Tatty first Cats now sheep

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Buddha

Don't plan on sending the cats to the abattoir though.

Not unless they really annoy me.

Just spent the last 10 minutes watching a fascinating cat -v- sheep Mexican stand-off.



They're probably still at it.

EDIT - Nope, they're not. A couple of the sheep are literally butting heads with each other though.

Teenagers.

Sorry about the awful quality, but it's back!



The white one and the brown one were actually trying to flank the sheep earlier. Darwin, eh?

I AM the low rent Attenborough!

Within 8 months this thread will be nothing but pictures of various animal maneuverings and your attempts to decipher their significance.

I've not even started with the birds yet! Pretty sure I've got a family of wrens in the hedge...

Then there will be cattle in the field behind in the summer. My dog used to love standing off with cattle - What made it even funnier was that she was a miniature Jack Russell.

EDIT: Definitely need a better camera now. I'm a wildlife photographer!

You'll be in fine company. From Martin Luther, on birdwatching:

"They do not ask for horses or armor; they have feathered chariots to escape the hunters. They are high and mighty lords, but I don't yet know what they are deciding. So far as I have been able to learn from an interpreter, they plan a great war against wheat, barley, oats, malt, and all sorts of grain...

...We wish them fortune and health, that they may all be impaled on a spit to-gether."

Damn right, MLK. Damn right.

From someone who's eaten duckling.

That one was just M and L, even though the one with the K is a more common source of quotations.

Oops, my scanning is a bit rusty.

I agree with the big German Protestant lad then.

hey long time NEVERRRRRRRRR on here. I am extremely busy with a 3 1/2 year old Julia Grace. She is in preschool two days a week and I am still working. I have a second job but its winded down til spring. I signed up for school yesterday. I realized I need to better myself job wise to support us. I start soon with medical coding and say prayers or thoughts my way. Since its been forever I have studied or gone to school.

On the personal side, I have lost FIVE sizes and a ton of inches. I was in an 18 but now I Can wear a 12/14. I am the smallest I have ever been and I am NEVER EVER getting that big. I have done my first 5k back spring and ready to do more. Now onto pics... Just hope they aren't too big or else Yoda is coming after me on my first real day back

Julia GRace aka is a mini teen with a big attitude to match... so loving and awesome even as she throws her fits.

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Awww, so looks so much like you. Even more so now you're about the same size.

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