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Miss Vicky: The Movie
Miss Vicky (Jolene Purdy) has a sex change operation to become a man. The sex change operation gets botched -- instead of a sex change operation, they attached Joaquin Phoenix to her as a siamese twin.
For a week, it's difficult. By the next week, it's more difficult. But not for Miss Vicky -- for Joaquin. He can't stand her bitching.
He gets a chainsaw and he severs himself from Miss Vicky with it. He runs away and disappears. Miss Vicky realizes how much she loves him and she wants him back. She remembers how he mentioned to her that he loves phone sex lines -- Miss Vicky wouldn't allow him to call any while he was attached to her because she thought it was sick (deep down, she was just jealous of the phone sex operators talking to him).
So, Miss Vicky gets a full time job as a phone sex operator and she spends her days and nights giving phone sex, hoping to hear Joaquin's voice on the phone so she can tell him it's her and that she loves him.
After five months of this, she finally hears Joaquin on the line. Although, she didn't realize it was him at first because it turns out that Joaquin likes to call phone sex lines speaking as a woman. She only realized it was him when "she" described an unusual sexual fantasy to Miss Vicky -- a sexual fantasy that Miss Vicky heard Joaquin tell her one night while they were attached together and having an intimate bonding moment.
"I like to be tied up and forced to drink grape Kool-Aid while naked hermaphrodites sing the Star Spangled Banner until I start to urinate all over myself while a naked, very hairy old man stands beside me holding a big cuckoo clock."
"Joaquin.... is... is that... is that you?!"
After Joaquin reveals that it is indeed him, Miss Vicky confesses her love and tells him how much time she's spent looking for him. Joaquin gasps and yells at her:
"I DON'T LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!"
Then he hangs up the phone.
Miss Vicky attempts suicide, but is saved by a black lesbian she's serviced a couple of times over the phone sex line and has been stalking Miss Vicky because she loves her.
Miss Vicky attempts to date the black lesbian to get over Joaquin, but it doesn't work out. They're just not compatible and this is first realized by the black lesbian, who gets over her obsession with Miss Vicky and tells her she needs to try something else.
"What do you really want?" she asks her.
Miss Vicky remembers how she wanted to be a man, but her surgery wasn't a success. The black lesbian says she should just try the surgery again. Miss Vicky says she can't afford it, even with all the money she's saved doing phone sex, which she had planned to use for her and Joaquin's wedding.
The black lesbian happens to have a lot of money on her and she gives her the money for another sex change operation.
Miss Vicky has the sex change operation. It's a success.
She continues to do the phone sex line. One day, she happens to hear from Joaquin again. This time he speaks as himself, not as a woman. He tells Miss Vicky that he doesn't hate her -- he merely was very angry at her for all the bitching she did to him.
Joaquin Phoenix gets a sex change, too, and becomes a woman. He and Miss Vicky, now Mr. Vicky, get married. The movie ends with Mr. Vicky fulfilling Joaquin's unusual sex fantasy. The black lesbian provides the Kool-Aid. They all live happily ever after.
THE END
Written and Directed by Sexy Celebrity
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