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I put together a few, completely original, remarks, in honor of the occasion.
Ahem.
Greetings, my friends!
He was as tough and romantic as the city he loved. Beneath his black-rimmed glasses was the coiled sexual power of a jungle cat.
Uh... no. Let me start this over.
There are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations. The new needs friends.
Because the only truth you know is what you get over this tube. Remember what got you here. Focus on the fundamentals that we've gone over time and time again: People will come. It reminds us of all that once was good, and it could be again. Ohhhh, people will come. People will most definitely come.
But you know, today is a special day. We're here to mark a crossroads
A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. This day, we rescue a world from mysticism and tyranny and usher in a future brighter than anything we can imagine. Mankind - that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests.
And in conclusion, I just want to say on this special day, this very special day, that I am very pleased.
We must remember that all these things, the nuances, the anomalies, the subtleties, which we assume only accessorize our days, are effective for a much larger and nobler cause. They are here to save our lives. I know the idea seems strange, but I also know that it just so happens to be true.
I don't need anything - except this. And that's all I need too! I don't need one other thing. Not one - I need this - the paddle game and the chair and the remote control and the matches, for sure.
Anyway, it's done. And that's something. I like this. This is good.
Yoda will always be with you.
Congratulations, Baby. You’ve made something as indescribably wonderful as root beer.