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I can give one idea for free: There's a bunch of guys from Africa who write on various forums and claim they will give people money for screenplay ideas. Eventually they defraud these poor people and then either they got themselves some money or got busted for fraud.
There's another idea I came up with and giving away completely for free (no strings attached!):
There's a pancake king who has to sacrifice other pancakes - his brothers and minions to tremendous beasts called humans. People simply devour pancakes not being aware of their feelings of fear and sadness when they lose their beloved ones in beasts' stomachs. Only one ma.... pancake can put an end to this and it's Jimmy Crumpet. Along with two companions of his misery - Hash Brown and Peanut Butter-Jelly they roam the perilous kitchen looking for salvation. But will they succeed? Will the evil forks, knives and other cutlery kill our heroes and most importantly will they escape through kitchen window or will their departure be one through men's gullets? The movie would be called Viva La Pancakes and the ending would be most of them gettin' eaten by humans, but Crumpet squeezing through the window hole and finding himself outside, running around with slow-mo and soppy music playing... until a dog appears and eats him. There's no escape for pancakes. We're gonna eat 'em all. Of course, you have to add "No pancakes were hurt during making this film" or else you will have some Pancake Rights Activists on your heads.
I don't want any fee for this idea, but if you want to use it just put my nickname in the credits and add a kinky scene to your movie like, I don't know, a pancake and Peanut Butter-Jelly having their way, like Butter-Jelly smearing all over pancake. That would be kinky and yummy at the same time.
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