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Sorry for not replying earlier Chris.
The people here at MoFo are like my family. Okay, maybe the twisted family I keep secret, but family none-the-less. You know what I mean. It's like my Uncle Bob. Uncle Bob owned a turtle that he would kiss endlessly. We just told people he had a growth, until we killed him and ate his turtle. I never knew that turtles had so much gristle, and they bite while you're chewing on them. It's not like I screwed the turtles best friend, peter Cottontail, or anything. He didn't need to bite. And Uncle Bob! Don't get me started. He not only bit back, but he screamed bloody hell all the while we were cooking him. We wasted a lot of worshishire sauce that night. It was everywhere! Cousin Sally got it all over her red wedding dress. It was a sight to see. When we said our I do's and I kissed her third nipple, it's on her forehead, we almost forgot about Uncle Bob's screaming in the back room. That is until the Olsen Twins showed up looking like Lenny and Squiggy and eating all the pastry dough left over from Cousin Sally's baby shower the day before. We all laughed and laughed like we were back on the farm playing spin the piglet. I hated having to kiss the piglet. But it was always sniffing it's own @ss. I have to kiss where his nose was pointing, so don't look at me like that Nebbit! You freak! Let me tell you, kissing that piglet's @ss wasn't as bad as kissing Uncle Bob! He was just plain gross. Real gamey. I think he was living off shrubbery or something. Something like shrubbery. A lot like shrubbery as matter of fact. Or maybe it was Utah. Where was I? Oh yeah! This is the only forum where I want to eat everyone on a sunday night with my new wife, piggy-poo. Hey, what can I say? She puts out.
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