Vampires, Assassins, and Romantic Angst by the Seaside: Takoma Reviews

For someone who recently accused me of being rude and presumptuous, you’re sure doing a good job of projecting those same qualities.

In before he plays the victim card he so often does.

tldr: I'm misogynist, but I have superior taste in film to everyone, so that makes it okay.

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Nothing in this thread transcends the realm of subjectivity.

Yes, I literally did. But I did not literally say that things have to add to the plot to be included.

Incorrect.

Correct.

All responses to art are from a social perspective.

I love how my critique is suddenly "highly subjective" when it comes to nudity. As opposed to the rest of my opinions about the film which are merely mid-level subjective.

To you? Really? Sounds like a highly subjective acceptance of B-movie nudity!

Never said otherwise.

Me finding random naked women uninteresting isn't a wobbly social theory.

I think you made assumptions and you're spending more time trying to "prove" them correct than actually listening to anything I'm saying. It's turning out how you expected because you keep flattening everything I say into something I'm not actually saying. MY feelings about The Sword and the Sorcerer don't magically generalize to every movie ever. If that were the case, I'd be arguing that Darth Vader should have been dressed like someone's abuela on the way to the hair salon.

Aw, it's another highly subjective opinion. Adorable!

Isn't this the guy that watches 10 movies a day? You'd think his opinions would be....less terrible.

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Alas, your taste cannot expand onto the objective. Unlike mine, which is equivalent to the objective status quo of art. Ergo, whatever my opinion is, it is right both subjectively and objectively.



Wrong. Mine are from the Absolute perspective. They are from an unshakable and irrefutable position that you must accept unquestionably.

As a simple creature of earthly persuasion, your opinion is highly subjective and has no bearing on the mortal, let alone immortal, world. You're welcome to profess it but you have no right to question my superiority.

Nudity is. Not accepting it is denying being. I accept all things, right and wrong, to connect to the auras of the universe vast enough for the human brain to fart due to being unable to comprehend their brilliance.

Hiding behind subjectivity will never change the fact your objectiveless instincts crave the true meaning of the world. Open up to the seas of knowledge, sister.

In the grand theater of this cosmos, I, the embodiment of divine intellect, find it necessary to extend my celestial apologies for the oversight of your quaintly subjective viewpoint. As I traverse the infinite expanse of knowledge, I shall endeavor to articulate my inquiries with less ambiguity when I deign to engage my divine cognition in discourse with a mortal of your stature. Rest assured, this celestial interaction shall serve as a reminder of the vast chasm that separates our realms.

Sorry, I can't make it any more obvious. Oh wait...

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Look, I'm not judging you - after all, I'm posting here myself, but maybe, just maybe, if you spent less time here and more time watching films, maybe, and I stress, maybe your taste would be of some value. Just a thought, ya know.

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Thank God for AI.

Cyborg is the best, k thnx bye.

Is this what happens when a 'cinephile' runs out of movies to watch?

This is someone's review thread, one into which they have put a lot of time and effort.

In so many words: Time to knock off the bullshit.

I am reviewing the thread for the last few pages (a joy, believe me), and some of the nastier posts may vanish, but I will try to keep whatever pertinent conversation related to the films intact if possible. Please continue to discuss the reviewed films, but let's try to keep the conversation from being dragged into the abyss of silly hyperbole and faux narcissism.

Thank you!

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Just waitin' for some vampires and angst.

Same here, although if I were involved in an argument like the one above, I'd probably want to step away from here for a long time as well.

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More than likely, I think you’re correct in that’s what has happened.

Are we allowed to call anyone a do@che?
Asking for a friend.

Hopefully, she returns soon.

Yes, I know, I left for like 8 months myself and still will only come to certain threads. But I thought I'd try to goad her into returning. Always worth a shot.

You're free to call me whatever you want. It's not like I'm going to get mad over something that happened on the internet.

Except when it comes to films.