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TICKER
(2002, Carnahan)



"What would you fall on your sword for? If not this, then what?"

Ticker is the seventh short film from the BMW series The Hire, but the eighth I see. In this one, the driver (Clive Owen) is transporting a man (Don Cheadle) carrying a mysterious briefcase. However, they are relentlessly pursued by a helicopter with armed men determined to stop them which, of course, allows our driver to showcase the BMW Z4 3.0i *wink, wink*

Even though this one's from the "second season", it is interesting that I saw it right after Powder Keg, which was the first one from the "first season". The thing is that they both put the driver into more ludicrous high-stakes situations (rescuing people in war-torn countries) as opposed to just driving people around. This one does feel a bit over-produced, but as far as the action goes, Carnahan's direction is pretty slick and effective.

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THE ESCAPE
(2016, Blonkamp)



"I might be a little rusty right now, but I've been doing this for a long time. I'm very good at it."

In The Escape, the driver is tasked with transporting Lily (Dakota Fanning) to an unknown client while escorted by a mercenary called Holt (Jon Bernthal). The thing is that Lily is a clone created by Molecular Genetics whose illegal activities have just been exposed. Their "escape" takes place just as the FBI is raiding the facility.

As they're driving, the subsequent interactions with Lily and the mistreatment of her by Holt seem to force the driver to a moral dilemma, where he decides to dump Holt and take Lily to safety. This, of course, gives him the opportunity to drive a BMW G30 really fast for all our potential customers to see.

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I'm just starting to really get back into the habit of going to see movies in an actual theater! I don't know what it is, or whether or not I've been just lazy or cheap or what, but I have not been a regular big-screen cinema-goer in many years. I've gone to see movies in theaters sort of "on and off" over the years, but lack of interest in what was generally happening at the time meant that my visits were strictly sporadic. (And the Covid quarantine of '20 certainly didn't help, either.) I mean, just by way of example, I certainly couldn't give you a history of what's happened in the Marvel Universe over the past decade-and-a-half. For the most part, I've just been building up my collection of Blu-rays, 4K's and DVD's and enjoying the cinematic marvels of the past in the comfort of my own apartment. (And speaking of Covid, the spare time and the additional financial benefits during the lockdown greatly facilitated my collecting and home viewing habits!) Yeah, I did go to see Christopher Nolan's Tenet, the Bowie montage documentary Moonage Daydream and the latest David Cronenberg film Crimes of the Future. But as far as the big screen goes, that's been it!

And hopefully, all that will change. Hopefully, I can get back into the groove of watching one film in a local movie theater per week!



Just last week, on my Grandma Sue's invitation, we both went to the Tuesday showing ($7 apiece!) of Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny). We certainly had a good time and the experience was highly enjoyable. But for both us, the experience could not equal how exciting it was when we both saw Raiders of the Lost Ark together for the first time in its first theatrical run. That was quite memorable for the 8-year-old I was at the time - in particular the climactic Nazi meltdown!

As of the first viewing, I'm kind of on the fence about Dial of Destiny. I mean, the premise is really good, and I actually rather liked the idea of Indy as this creaky-boned old codger who relates more to the great achievements of the past than those of his present (that being the moon landing of 1969). Maybe it's because I just turned 50 years old (the half-century mark), I'm watching all my heroes either die or fade away day by day, and I can't always relate to what's happening in popular culture (music or movies), that this characterization of Indiana Jones strikes a rather poignant chord within me. A lot of people don't seem to like this aspect of the film, but I think that that's just nostalgia talking and speaks to a need that people have to preserve the ideals and memories of their youth... and to not have to acknowledge the facts of our own death, mortality and the occasional disillusionment that happens along the way. (As deeply problematic as I find the J.J. Abrams Star Wars Sequel Trilogy to be, I certainly didn't have as much of a problem with the characterization of Mark Hamill's Luke Skywalker as an aged, embittered recluse, for precisely that very reason. Other people certainly did, including Hamill himself, and they're all certainly entitled to their opinions.)

I liked Phoebe Waller-Bridge as Helena Shaw, and Mads Mikkelsen was good as the villain. (But then, isn't Mikkelsen always really good?) But the fact of the matter is, much of the film feels just a little too perfect and streamlined, like so much of today's big-budget action cinema. As exciting as the opening train sequence set in the 1940's is, it doesn't necessarily have the physicality of the first three Indiana Jones movies. And psychologically, Indy's advanced age aside, there isn't really any depth to any of the characterizations. We just get a series of thumbnail sketches instead of full-blown characters, and Waller-Bridge's transformation from selfish mercenary into a genuinely heroic sidekick doesn't necessarily feel earned or convincing. And while it's certainly nice to have John Rhys-Davies' Sallah and Karen Allen's Marion drop in, they aren't really given much to do. I guess at this point it's meant to be sort of a final curtain call, presuming of course that this is indeed Ford's final bow as Indiana Jones.

Overall verdict: I think it's okay, and I had a good time. But I'm also once again reminded of how Hollywood moviemaking is becoming streamlined and more mechanical. The "human factors" just seem to be getting steamrolled, and I'm ultimately left with not much more than the aftertaste of popcorn in my mouth. (I guess that's kind of why my visits to the movie theater have been so infrequent over the past decade or so.) Oh well...



Now this is certainly quite idiosyncratic and a great deal of fun. Asteroid City is the latest opus by Wes Anderson, whose overall oeuvre I'm probably less familiar with than I should be. I've seen The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou from 2004 and The Grand Budapest Hotel from 2014, but to this day I don't have anything on Blu-ray yet. (Oversight! ) It's kind of hard for me to describe Anderson's extremely stylized work to those who aren't as familiar with it, but his films definitely take place within their own universe and each has its own unique visual style. The characters are always interesting, the dialogue intelligent and quirky. Realism and naturalism are decidedly not the highest priorities for Anderson, but you're always left with the feeling of a story well-told, and one you feel as if you've never really been told before.

In this fanciful sci-fi-themed play-within-a-play set in the very small retro-'50s town of Asteroid City, the plot, story and character details kind of fly at you rather relentlessly, and you feel like you might need a second viewing to fully catch up and assimilate it. But this is something I genuinely admire in movies greatly, and I like movies that are quirky and smart and assume that its viewers are intelligent. In terms of picking out details, I kind of haven't fully processed Asteroid City quite yet, but this was one of the most enjoyable trips to the movies I've had in quite some time. It's definitely got one of the most distinctive and amusing scenes of an alien visitation I've ever seen, and if I tried to describe it I wouldn't do it justice in a million years!

Highly recommended, and one for my Blu-ray/4K UHD wish list.

Next item on the agenda... (hopefully) next Tuesday... Oppenheimer!

What would you recommend for future viewing? I'm open to suggestions.



Thursday Next's Avatar
I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
Joy Ride (2023)
Not really my type of humour. Some of it was ok.




Smoking Causes Coughing (2022)
Absolutely nuts. Horror/comedy/weird shit. Kind of fun.



The Take (2016)

Hokum.



Oppenheimer (2023) Cillian Murphy is excellent and gives what is currently my pick for best performance by an actor in a leading role. Robert Downey Jr is also fantastic. I liked the score and the use of sound in the film. Very effective. Oppenheimer is very well directed and remains interesting and engaging, even though it does go on a little too long. Currently, my 4th favourite film of the year.





Escape From New York (1981)

I haven't seen this movie before, it must have been Escape From L.A. that I saw. The action was lacking and the whole vibe seemed very relaxed. Being an end of the 70s flick I guess that might be partially why. Overall this movie doesn't stand up to many other action movies from the late 70s / early 80s. For me it was interesting to see a slice of that frame of time. There's nothing to put you off while watching it, but it seems mediocre to me. I imagine that back then the theater would have been filled with teenagers going to see this.

6/10





A Girl of the Limberlost, 1990

Elnora (Heather Fairfield) lives with her mother, Kate (Annette O’Toole), still reeling from the loss of Kate’s husband and Elnora’s father. Elnora wants desperately to go to school, but her mother balks at the idea, insisting that she needs Elnora’s help to keep their farm afloat. In Elnora’s corner is nature photographer Gene Stratton-Porter (Joanna Cassidy), a woman who is shaken by the rapid deforestation taking place in the community, something that threatens to seriously harm several species of butterflies.

Hampered by a somewhat tepid overall storyline, there is some good character work here, especially from O’Toole.



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Local Hero - (1983)

I can still remember people adoring this when it first came out. I was a little too young for it's sleepy, settled pace at the time, but it's perfect for me now. Local Hero has a sharp wit to it, and there are many instances where it's laugh-out-loud funny - it makes me wonder why Peter Riegert wasn't a bigger star. In the film an oil executive - Mac (Riegert) - travels to a sleepy coastal Scottish town to negotiate a price for the entire place, much to everyone's secret delight. It's refreshing to see a film where the locals are all too happy to accept being shifted off their land for the millions they'll earn, but it's the oil executive who realises the magic of the place he's about to defile. It makes sense - we all take home for granted, and it's those with new eyes of discovery that can see true beauty. Over time Mac adapts to the place, and that's what a lot of the film's about - the way it seeps into him. The screenplay has a perfection to it I love, and aside from Lancaster it's carried by a cast that aren't exactly household names. Refreshing and assured, I'm glad it had an audience back then, and still does now.

8.5/10


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Keeping Rosy - (2014)

Fast-paced, no nonsense thriller - very spoiler sensitive, about a quick-to-anger young executive who has been done wrong, and creates a dangerous situation for herself which evolves over time. Like Stuart Gordon's Stuck (I don't know why that film comes to mind) it's very basic, but Steve Reeves' only feature film knows which buttons to press and when. In an era of bloated epics, it's nice to see something this lean and direct. Tense, and one of those films where you're suddenly asking yourself, "Wait. Am I suddenly relating with the bad person here? Who is, and what is okay regarding this situation?" Nothing. That's why I think I'm going to remember Keeping Rosy.

7/10


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The Young and Prodigious T. S. Spivet - (2013)

There aren't many films where I can say "If I'd seen that in the intended 3D, then I might be rating it differently." After Delicatessen, The City of Lost Children, Alien Resurrection, Amélie, A Very Long Engagement and MicMacs, Jean-Pierre Jeunet made this. When it came time for it's U.S. release, Jeunet had a run-in with Harvey Weinstein, and wouldn't make another feature for nearly a decade. I'd describe it thus - this is as close as you'll get to a Wes Anderson movie that's not made by Wes Anderson. Everything is here, from the whimsical narration to the cut-out diorama flourishes. If you've read the book, you'll know what kind of thing to expect - one genius kid's journey across the U.S. to visit the Smithsonian and accept a prize - but it's a real shame to have to see it without 3D, for this film was really made for that format. If you have 3D equipment, then it's well worth a look.

6/10
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I forgot the opening line.
Next item on the agenda... (hopefully) next Tuesday... Oppenheimer!

What would you recommend for future viewing? I'm open to suggestions.
If it's still showing, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse is an exceptional watch in a cinema. Never underestimate how great those animated Spider-Man movies are. I love them, and I'm not even that great a fan of the character.



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Love, love, love this one. It's a bit heavy handed at times with John Wayne's political messaging, but it works on many levels and if a person can get beyond how politically incorrect or "problematic" as the kids say, it is, you'll find an amazingly well crafted and fun film that wears its Shakespeare references on its sleeve - primarily Taming of the Shrew and Macbeth. It's an A- flick for me and one I'll watch any time.



28 days...6 hours...42 minutes...12 seconds
Talk To Me





On the surface, A24's Talk To Me is a teen horror film ready to make you jump with fright, but this Australian horror flick has more on its mind than just jump scares. In fact, I have a hard time recounting any real jump scares in the film as director brothers Danny and Michael Philippou are more focused on making your skin crawl and they excel at that in spades.

Mia is still recovering from the death of her mother and she talks her best friend, along with her best friend's little brother and boyfriend into going to a party to try this new internet trend that many think is a hoax. The trend involves touching a severed and embalmed hand and speaking the lines "Talk to me...I let you in." What comes next is the thrill of being possessed for a short period of time. But, as with all things supernatural, sometimes those dead spirits tend to hang around a bit longer than they should.

At times gnarly and shocking, Talk to Me is a breath of fresh air in a very familiar possession subgenre. It's smarter, better looking, and more original than its contemporaries. Those expecting another Smile, with the constant jump scares will most likely be disappointed. Talk to Me will have your heart racing and the constant dialogue running through your head..."Don't touch the damn hand!!!"

The Philippou brothers clearly have some talent and a keen eye for the visual horror flair that makes the film separate itself from the pack. The talent doesn't stop behind the camera, in front of the camera is Sophie Wilde, who plays Mia. Wilde has the difficult task of playing a character we need to sympathize with while the deterioration of touching the hand tears away at who she is. As the film progresses we understand that maybe we can't trust what she sees anymore and thus she becomes a liability. Who would pass up the opportunity to talk to a loved one if the chance were to arise? Dealing with grief is a key theme here as is the juggling of teenage behaviour. Would I trust my kids at a party not to do dumb shit? Nope.

I can't go on without discussing the sound design. The Philippou brothers use auditory cues to clue the audience into the sequences where she sees the dead without the hand. It plays perfectly for inner character turmoil as we realize what those sounds are and it walks the perfect line of being just eerily uncomfortable enough to make you squirm.

The violence is small but packs a punch. When it hits, it hits a visceral level of uncomfortableness. Is it scary? I can see some people being freaked out, but my screening had a child no older than 6 in it. I didn't hear him cry once the entire time. Great parenting skills whoever that guy was...

Talk to Me is an excellent debut from two young talented filmmakers and I eagerly await more films from them. And hey...if the film is a success maybe we get a prequel and see who the hell that hand belongs to.
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Talk To Me





On the surface, A24's Talk To Me is a teen horror film ready to make you jump with fright, but this Australian horror flick has more on its mind than just jump scares. In fact, I have a hard time recounting any real jump scares in the film as director brothers Danny and Michael Philippou are more focused on making your skin crawl and they excel at that in spades.

Mia is still recovering from the death of her mother and she talks her best friend, along with her best friend's little brother and boyfriend into going to a party to try this new internet trend that many think is a hoax. The trend involves touching a severed and embalmed hand and speaking the lines "Talk to me...I let you in." What comes next is the thrill of being possessed for a short period of time. But, as with all things supernatural, sometimes those dead spirits tend to hang around a bit longer than they should.

At times gnarly and shocking, Talk to Me is a breath of fresh air in a very familiar possession subgenre. It's smarter, better looking, and more original than its contemporaries. Those expecting another Smile, with the constant jump scares will most likely be disappointed. Talk to Me will have your heart racing and the constant dialogue running through your head..."Don't touch the damn hand!!!"

The Philippou brothers clearly have some talent and a keen eye for the visual horror flair that makes the film separate itself from the pack. The talent doesn't stop behind the camera, in front of the camera is Sophie Wilde, who plays Mia. Wilde has the difficult task of playing a character we need to sympathize with while the deterioration of touching the hand tears away at who she is. As the film progresses we understand that maybe we can't trust what she sees anymore and thus she becomes a liability. Who would pass up the opportunity to talk to a loved one if the chance were to arise? Dealing with grief is a key theme here as is the juggling of teenage behaviour. Would I trust my kids at a party not to do dumb shit? Nope.

I can't go on without discussing the sound design. The Philippou brothers use auditory cues to clue the audience into the sequences where she sees the dead without the hand. It plays perfectly for inner character turmoil as we realize what those sounds are and it walks the perfect line of being just eerily uncomfortable enough to make you squirm.

The violence is small but packs a punch. When it hits, it hits a visceral level of uncomfortableness. Is it scary? I can see some people being freaked out, but my screening had a child no older than 6 in it. I didn't hear him cry once the entire time. Great parenting skills whoever that guy was...

Talk to Me is an excellent debut from two young talented filmmakers and I eagerly await more films from them. And hey...if the film is a success maybe we get a prequel and see who the hell that hand belongs to.
I'm glad this is good, it's been on my radar for a while.



The Slumber Party (2023) Directed by Veronica Rodriguez, this Disney Channel Original movie is about four friends who wake up after a sleepover with no memory of the night before and one of them is missing. Although I'm the target audience for this, I really enjoyed it. The lovely and talented Darby Camp is charming and delightful and the other girls are wonderful too. There are several laugh out loud moments and lots of fun teen girl shenanigans. It's like The Hangover, only funnier, more enjoyable and with cute teen girls in it. Recommended for families with tween or teen girls.



I saw Avatar 2 last week, and I will rate 9/10.
Amazing VFX and all characters are just amazing.