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Final Post

After all these years, I am finally enlightened to the one undisputed fact of cinema history
I can't believe I didn't know it before
but I know now, and on my death bed I will share it with you:

The Room was the best movie of all time

My last post would probably be some random average post because I will either just not get around to posting again and vanish, or die without getting to give a proper farewell.

... there... is... another... Sky... walk... er...

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Yes, well, that's why this thread is for making a PRETEND final post, as if it's actually the final post you wanted to write.

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"I'm too old for this sh*t."

I can't really fake that. The essential ingredient is missing, namely my planned departure.

my last post would be---

'' i no longer have time for reviews of movies or even posting my thoughts in forums like this . other things in life take a priority now . so goodbye forever . i hope you remember me for whatever little entertainment i brought into your life with my posts and movie reviews . when i am gone from this world sometime in future my posts here will be a memory of my existence in the world . i really love you all and will miss you . but time and tide wait for none....'' ( no smilie in smilie list with tears in eyes to put here )

In the event of my death for that would be the only reason why i would not post on movies. It would be because i am buried six feet under and my zombie body is too dumb to know what a movie is.

That'll do pig.......that'll do...

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"Your final post at movie forums"

Obviously i am not dead and so am a long ways from being done. I'll be posting till the close the doors most likely.

I think there's someone behi

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Iro's Top 100 Movies v3.0

That would be me.

Or possibly MovieGal.

Could also be Swan.

That's a bit suspicious though. Why did you hit "submit reply" if you got offed before you could finish your sentence?

Maybe I wasn't the one who did it.

Thanks everyone. I had fun.

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