Brag about stuff thread

A big girl's blouse.

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Wait, isn't absynthe the stuff with wormword in it....

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"A far superior drink to Meths!"

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"Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how the Tatty 100 is done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves." - Brendan Behan

I drank everything blib said, with a Zippo fluid chaser and then topped it off with straight lye. And then I made a move on the hunny that Pyro couldn't and she was into me, but I had to tell her it was all for sport because I'm straight. And then I turned into a giant cat and bounded out the window and into the night.

Now that I've outdone all of you, will you please stop killing your livers?
Livers are good to have.

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Review: Cabin in the Woods 8/10

....with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

I have already done so...but i want to brag about how ****ing beautiful my girlfriend is. And how incredibly witty she is, and how she can keep up with my witty comments and sarcastic humor. And how amazing she is.

And here'some pics of her posted in this thread:

http://www.movieforums.com/community...ad.php?t=11033
(last post on that page and the begginign on the next)
oh yeaaa

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Δύο άτομα. Μια μάχη. Κανένας συμβιβασμός.

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Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Buddha

i adh some more SNAKE BITE like 4 pints and they ran out so wes necked some alcopops and i got chattign to this bird but she was like 22 so i just gave up then my firend threw a bottle at her.

eEvryopne wgos lflat we call on is alwayts mid way through a wank. its siclk. go and pull!

omfg equlibirem your bird is well fine i can see her boobies n all. thats my night sorted nah the rnb has got used to walking arond in her pjs-= sexy. god theres som many fitties here.,

Pyro you scare me a little. Are you a hooligan?

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Pumpkins scream in the DEAD of night!

Sober Pyro- we like to get drunk and **** around. We went to someone in the flat above us and told him we were second years who used to live there and he invited in us in and totally believed us. And we like mummified our housemate then threw her in a lift. Stuff like that, and using really bad chat up lines- "i'll show you mine if you show me yours" and "i have plenty of meat in my place which you can have".

ok try that in english lol..i will agree with you tho she is a fiiiine birdie

Jesus loves me but hates you.

He told me this out of his own mouth.

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Everything I do, I do to make my second stepdad proud.

I was lucky to get this....only one was shipped to the store.

Are you off your medication again.

I got laid last night.

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"Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." -Patton 1970

Um good for you