Mars Attacks! (Tim Burton, 1996)
The only film I know of based on collectible trading cards,
Mars Attacks! seems to have aged quite well for being a big-budget sci-fi/horror spoof. Most people see the spoof part and also think that the First Family is overplayed and not terribly amusing. However, the parts which I initially thought were weak seem better nowadays because it really isn't the story of any of the individual characters but rather a full ensemble piece, and the kicker is that the Martians are actually very important characters although we never truly understand any of their dialogue beyond "Ack Ack!" I would go so far as to say most of my fave scenes directly involve all the Martian mayhem in the film, especially their "official" arrival on earth. Some of the subplots are outright weird and disturbing, such as what happens to Pierce Brosnan and Sarah Jessica Parker, as well as the scenes with the Martian "spy" (Lisa Marie) loose in the White House. Those scenes make the finale involving an Egyptian Jim Brown, Tom Jones and Slim Whitman teaming up to try to save the world seem almost quaint in comparison.
All About Eve (Joseph L. Mankiewicz, 1950)
Oscar-winning classic retains most of its mordant humor and backstabbing plot turns as it tells the story of a mousy young thing (Anne Baxter) named Eve who idolizes the First Lady of the Theatre, Margo Channing (Bette Davis). Before long, Eve goes to work for Margo, but Eve seems to be studying Margo in an attempt to "take over" for the older actress and get in the good graces of Margo's director/lover (Gary Merrill) and her plawright (Hugh Marlowe). Other important characters include the playwright's wife (Celeste Holm) and an acid-tongued columnist (George Sanders) who knows more about Eve than the other characters and plans to try to control her life, both personally and career-wise. The way the film builds from everybody loving Eve to everybody hating her is masterfully done, as is the fact that the film is told in flashback and has multiple narrators. Mankiewicz is known for his dialogue, and this is undoubtedly the most famous of his films, although many others (
A Letter to Three Wives, People Will Talk, Guys and Dolls, Sleuth) are well worth watching. This one will end up
here ASAP.
Being There (Hal Ashby, 1979)
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This tale of a simple man, Chance the Gardener (Peter Sellers) who's forced to leave the only home he's ever known when his employer dies, is really a slight film in many ways, although it involves people at the highest level of the American government, including an aging businessman (Melvyn Douglas), his younger wife (Shirley MacLaine) and the President of the U.S. (Jack Warden). Besides gardening, the other thing which Chance likes is to watch T.V. Soon, his simple homilies about gardening are mistaken for profound treatises on the ups and downs of the U.S. economy and Chance becomes Chauncey Gardener, mystery man of the moment. The wife also takes Chance's words at face value when he says that he likes to watch and attempts to seduce him in an unorthodox manner. The film provides plenty of humor and satire although I'd say that it's overlong at 130 minutes. Then there's the visual punchline at the end of the film which takes it to a completely different level and makes you wonder if it makes it more serious or turns it into a shaggy dog story. Either way, I think it's worth-watching and paints an accurate portrait of politics at the end of the 1970s.
The House of the Devil (Ti West, 2009)
+ Cult Rating:
For anybody who likes old school horror films along the lines of the original
Black Christmas, this film should really be seen by you. It tells the story of a pretty college student (Jocelin Donohue) who agrees to take a job babysitting out in the middle of nowhere although things certainly do not turn out the way she hoped when she agreed to take the job for some big bucks. The first 75 minutes are a slow buildup of tension with plenty of quiet scenes designed to keep you on the edge of your seat waiting to find out just why exactly this place is "the house of the devil". During these 75 minutes, she hears strange noises, makes phone calls which lead nowhere and attempts to explore the huge house she's in although the overall creepiness makes it difficult for her to fully investigate. Now, the final 15 minutes presents the actual reason why she's been "brought" to the house, and although they're well-done, they almost seem anti-climactic compared to the pitch-perfect set-up. Whatever you think of the climax, I still think you'll enjoy the movie, especially when you witness the film's actual coda which once again takes it to another level entirely. This ultra-low-budget flick uses all its limitations to its advantage, and for me at least, it's one of those horror films where running upstairs actually isn't an idiotic action by a character in jeopardy. The film pretty much defies modern horror film conventions and is just so much better for it.
The Keyhole (Michael Curtiz, 1933)
Charming Pre-Code romance mostly set in Havana where private investigator Neil (George Brent) keeps tabs on Anne (Kay Francis), the wife of suspicious millionaire Schuyler (Henry Kolker). Anne is being blackmailed by her former husband and dance partner Maurice (Monroe Owsley), who claimed to get a divorce in exchange for a payoff from Anne of $10,000. Well, he didn't go through with it and now he wants $50,000. This whole trip is just a scam to try to get Maurice out of the U.S. so that his visa can be revoked and he will be kicked out of the U.S. permanently, but Schuyler doesn't know about that and thinks that Anne's cheating. The film is a lovely reminder of the simple pleasures of romance amidst an exotic locale. In this case, Neil and Anne gradually fall in love, neither knowing what the other one is actually doing there. The creative spirit of early '30s films is also on hand as director Curtiz uses F/X and specially-designed sets to highlight the slightly naughty activities going on; for example, the camera goes through a huge keyhole in one scene to see things which it shouldn't really be allowed to show. Although it's set during the Depression, this is one of those glamourous flicks where reality is never really on display; thus, it was undoubtedly a nice escape for all the lower-income viewers who still crowded into theatres to escape from their drab lives in the early '30s.
Last Days (Gus Van Sant, 2005)
Cult Rating:
I know that there are many people who are big fans of Gus Van Sant's more avant-garde films, but I certainly am not one of them. I would certainly include this one in that group, as well as
Gerry (
),
Elephant (
) and
Paranoid Park (
).
Last Days does begin outdoors and the beautiful green forests and swimming hole are the best things in the film, aesthetically-speaking. This is a fictionalized tale of the last days of Kurt Cobain who's called Blake (Michael Pitt) here. Blake mostly spends the movie mumbling incomprehensibly to himself while trying to hide out from anybody who might be looking for him. He basically says nothing of significance and very little is revealed about him and his behavior. The other characters in the film, who appear to be members of his band and perhaps his wife, do have some audible dialogue but it's nothing which anybody would care to hear. I just don't understand the necessity for this film to exist except that Van Sant likes to experiment with making films which basically tell no story, so he's got a perfect example of one right here. And yes, I was a big fan of Nirvana and Hole at the time of Kurt Cobain's death and I've watched
Kurt and Courtney and I still listen to their music to this day, but I cannot find any reason why I would ever watch
Last Days again unless it was to show somebody how not to make an engaging film.
American Gun (Aric Avelino, 2006)
This is a serious film about a complex subject and I think it covers most all the angles quite fairly although I'm sure that some will believe that it's just a liberal, anti-gun ownership flick. I believe that the film's heart is in the right place in that it honestly cares about the characters and their lives and what one has to deal with in the aftermath of a Columbine-like shooting. No matter what someone believes about guns and their use in American society, violence does happen and it's fair game to address the subject, especially in a film which for the most part doesn't go off the deep end. The film tells various stories, all intercut, and presents a collection of characters who all have to live with the use of guns and how that affects them on an individual level. The main characters are a high school principal (Forest Whitaker) who has a collection of guns from students who bring them to school. The students don't plan on shooting up the school; they just want to feel safe getting to and from school in a violent neighborhood. In Oregon, a mother (Marcia Gay Harden) is forced to relive what happened three years earlier when she agrees to be interviewed about her dead son's participation as the killer in a Columbine-like school shooting. Based on the community's reaction to the interview, her younger son (Chris Marquete) is forced out of his private school and has to transfer to the same school which his brother shot up. In Virginia, the college student granddaughter (Lisa Long) of a gun store owner (Donald Sutherland) decides that maybe she should buy and learn how to use a gun. It's left to the viewer how to react to these and other stories and subplots which fill out the film. It's mostly about loss and how most of the characters feel they cannot control their own circumstances and lives in a good way, whether they own guns or not. I have to applaud the film for taking on a tough subject and dealing with it maturely.
My Wild Irish Rose (David Butler, 1947)
This is a fictionalized bio of Irish tenor Chauncey Olcott (Dennis Morgan) and covers his rise to fame in New York City in the early 20th century and his romances with his sweetheart Rose Donovan (Arlene Dahl) and famous musical comedy star Lillian Russell (Andrea King) who wants to "develop" him as her protege. Although it's not really one of the major musicals of the '40s, it's really quite entertaining in its use of splashy colors and large production numbers. The soundtrack has something along the lines of 25 songs, including "Mother Machree", "My Wild Irish Rose", By the Light of the Silvery Moon", "Hush-a Bye, Wee Rose of Killarney", "Wait Till the Sun Shines Nellie", "When Irish Eyes are Smiling", "Oh Little, Sweet Little Girl", and "Tiddely-I-De-Um". Dennis Morgan sings well and seems extremely comfortable and confident here, so if you're a fan and have missed this, good luck in trying to find it. (I saw it on Turner Classic Movies on St. Paddy's Day.)
The White Stripes: Under Great White Northern Lights (Emmett Malloy, 2009)
; White Stripes' fans rating:
+
This just-recently-released DVD shows the Detroit duo, the White Stripes, on their 10th anniversary tour in 2007 promoting their album
Icky Thump while traveling throughout every single province and territory in Canada, including some of the most-remote areas. Most of the film is shot in black-and-white on the fly as guitarist/keyboardist Jack White and his ex-wife (no, not sister) drummer Meg White perform many impromptu shows in addition to all the scheduled venues. Some of these include performing in a park in Whitehorse, at a cafe in Yellowknife, at a bowling alley in Saskatoon, on a bus in Winnipeg, at an Iqaluit Elder Center, and a pool hall in Halifax. The proper concert performances are also highlighted, as well as many interviews with the duo, although the band and filmmakers even poke fun at Meg's quietness by giving all her "dialogue" subtitles in English. The film starts out in overdrive with the first concert offering, "Let's Shake Hands" and follows up with such goodies as the mandolin-fueled "Little Ghost", a cover of Dolly Parton's "Jolene" and the evocative "We are Going to Be Friends". Other songs performed live include Meg's slowburner "Cold Cold Night", "Seven Nation Army", "Icky Thump", "Black Math" and "Fell in Love with a Girl". I love the White Stripes and this is a solid film and concert showcase but my rating takes into consideration that some people won't allow themselves to enjoy this kind of film, even if it's full of interesting sights and info about some of the remotest areas of Canada. Hell, I haven't even mentioned the White Stripes marching in kilts yet.