What was the first post and thread you ever made on MoFo?

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I just know they're coming to kill me.
Ah yes, 500 posts. Seems like nothing to some of you, but to me... it's a lifetime achievement.

Anywho, to celebrate my 500th post, I'd like to bring up two cute questions to all of you old MoFo's out there:

What was the first post you ever made?

and

What was the first thread you ever made?

Luckilly for me, the very first post I ever made also happened to be the very first thread I ever made. And you can view it right here.

Anywho, Happy 500th post, MovieMaker. It's a wonder that you're not banned yet.
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Standing in the Sunlight, Laughing
The search engine seems to deliver only the most recent 2000 posts, so this could be difficult to find for older posters.

Near as I can tell, this was my first post.

This was my first thread: Please, allow me to introduce myself.

And congrats on 500 posts!
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myfirst post

and my first thread
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First Post


First Thread

I got told of for saying jap, i was such a crazy kid in them days



I am having a nervous breakdance
First Post

First Thread

That thread didn't exactly create the controversy I thought it would. When I saw that documentary I felt it was rigged. Not saying that it is, but that's the way it looked to me... Didn't want to say anything since I thought people here would get offended though...
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They had temporarily escaped the factories, the warehouses, the slaughterhouses, the car washes - they'd be back in captivity the next day but
now they were out - they were wild with freedom. They weren't thinking about the slavery of poverty. Or the slavery of welfare and food stamps. The rest of us would be all right until the poor learned how to make atom bombs in their basements.



A system of cells interlinked
Well, my first thread was in the games section, and I posted about a video game, showing that I had absolutely no clue what was going on with the site.

First Thread

As for my first post, I don't remember what it was or where it was, and I didn't feel like sifting around for it. I think I said something about religion in film, and Yods called me an amateur theologian or something like that. Well deserved I am sure...
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Standing in the Sunlight, Laughing
My first thread on a message board was a nightmare. It was an essay about "What Is An American?" and I had NO IDEA the skirmish it would create. It went for 5 pages and I started cringing with every response by half way down page 1.



My first post was taken down. I wonder why?.... No I don't. If it was still up I'd still be getting negative reps for it. It was my first thread too. Dang/Booya.
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