Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teaser

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Miss Vicky's Loyal and Willing Slave
Urgh! Got to say that my first impression of the Turtles' look isn't all that positive. Also is it just me or do they seem absolutely massive?

Here's a look at the toy line to be based on the movie, gives a rough idea of what they should look like.


What the hell is up with Raph's neck?



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Something strange just happened to me as I was watching that trailer but I can't put my finger on it ...what is it, what is it?.....oh I think I just worked it out; I just died inside a little bit!

As anyone who read my review of the first film recently will know, I absolutely adore the turtles! I really do. So I'm hoping this film turns out well but oh boy I'm just not seeing it.

And why oh why did they cast f*cking Shrek in the role of Michelangelo!



As soon as "from producer Micheal Bay" appeared, I knew it was going to be bad. "This year we will market a CGI- laden, plotless mess featuring that girl with the nice ass from Transformers, that will make you have a seizure from watching 200 lens flares a second.!"



Just want to know are people generally interested to see this or is it more that how much is Michael Bay going to screw it up?

Growing up with the cartoons and the original live action movie then looking at this trailer made me cry inside at how terrible this movie is probably going to be.
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No mention of pizza in the trailer???? PASS!!!!
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No mention of pizza in the trailer???? PASS!!!!
No doubt a big American pizza company have the advertising rights. The turtles will have the company's logo printed on their shells.



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Not looking good for me.
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Not for me, did the last one do well?


The last TMNT film?


It was the CG animation one and was quite well received.


The ones before were TMNT 3 which was awful.
The TMNT 2 which was also awful.


The first was TMNT (1990) and was excellent.



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Hmmm,let's start like this...I watched original and 2003 tv show,I liked 2003 more because I was older and it was just epic.First movie was wonderful.Comics are closer to TMNT-2003 than original so even people who didn't read comics(me) have a picture.Shredder,one of my fav villains,my fav TMNT character after Mikey...Why do I think they will destroy his character in this movie?I mean they already destroyed his clan so I don't see why would they stop...He worked with April O'Neil' s father on some project,really,why!?Why would you do something like that?Will they end up being a one big family?Are they all related?They could create a ****ing soap opera...I hope I'm wrong,I want this to be good,but it will suck...Only thing from TMNT universe is the name,yep they will screw up turtles also...
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Michael Bay actually makes me want to cry. The trailer looks exactly how I expected it to, terrible. What is he doing? He is meant to be producing a remake of The Birds too. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP.



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I think they look very, very awkward, I realize that the original movies didn't exactly look realistic, but the concept itself demands outlandishness. I mean, it's a group of turtles trained by a rat fighting crime, all while hanging out in the sewers and eating pizza. There's a little optimism in me, I mean, Michael Bay is nonsensical, as is TMNT, but he usually isn't nonsensical in the entertaining way. All I hope is that they don't try to make them what they're not.



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I think they look very, very awkward, I realize that the original movies didn't exactly look realistic, but the concept itself demands outlandishness. I mean, it's a group of turtles trained by a rat fighting crime, all while hanging out in the sewers and eating pizza. There's a little optimism in me, I mean, Michael Bay is nonsensical, as is TMNT, but he usually isn't nonsensical in the entertaining way. All I hope is that they don't try to make them what they're not.
Well Shredder is not Shredder and his clan is not...well you see my point.They already changed majority of this movie.Ninjas becoming soldiers,really?I will watch this only so I can make fun of Bay.And there is still 0.0001% of me thinking this may be ok.