Instead of ranting about it in several other threads, I thought I'd open a new one, after it looks almost inevitable that Dario Argento's infamous Suspiria will be receiving a remake in the very near future.

Luca Guadagnino revealed that he will be shooting a remake this winter, and that he hopes to work with some cast members that starred in his latest film The Biggest Splash that starred Tilda Swinton, Ralph Fiennes and Dakota Johnson. However, considering locations haven't even been set yet and we're well into September, I'm not sure they'd accept.
Dario Argento himself was contacted on an Italian radio show about the news, and he wasn't happy. He said the films are in different eras now and they'll consequently be very different anyway.
Back in 2008, when the director of Pineapple Express finally managed to secure the rights from Argento, he was quoted as saying that it didn't matter if this goes ahead, because it won't come close to his masterpiece... a bit arrogant, yes, but he certainly has a valid point.
However, this isn't the only remake in the works. An Italian-French production company are working with Argento himself in producing a 12 episode series, after they secured the rights to Suspiria De Profundis, the book that inspired the 1977 hit and its two sequels.
The intent is that it will run for multiple series, yet it's apparently been reported that this series is more reminiscent of Inferno and not Suspiria itself.
Going back to Guadagnino, he told Empire magazine this...
"[My version] is going to be set in Berlin in 1977. It’s going to be about the mother and the concept of motherhood and about the uncompromising force of motherhood. It’s going to be about finding your inner voice – the title is very evocative on these grounds.”
No cast members have been finalised yet. However, Natalie Portman and Isabelle Fuhrman were once cast to play the lead, Suzy Banyon, whilst Isabelle Huppert was at one point cast to play Alida Valli's character, Miss Tanner.
Please don't let this happen

Luca Guadagnino revealed that he will be shooting a remake this winter, and that he hopes to work with some cast members that starred in his latest film The Biggest Splash that starred Tilda Swinton, Ralph Fiennes and Dakota Johnson. However, considering locations haven't even been set yet and we're well into September, I'm not sure they'd accept.
Dario Argento himself was contacted on an Italian radio show about the news, and he wasn't happy. He said the films are in different eras now and they'll consequently be very different anyway.
Back in 2008, when the director of Pineapple Express finally managed to secure the rights from Argento, he was quoted as saying that it didn't matter if this goes ahead, because it won't come close to his masterpiece... a bit arrogant, yes, but he certainly has a valid point.
However, this isn't the only remake in the works. An Italian-French production company are working with Argento himself in producing a 12 episode series, after they secured the rights to Suspiria De Profundis, the book that inspired the 1977 hit and its two sequels.
The intent is that it will run for multiple series, yet it's apparently been reported that this series is more reminiscent of Inferno and not Suspiria itself.
Going back to Guadagnino, he told Empire magazine this...
"[My version] is going to be set in Berlin in 1977. It’s going to be about the mother and the concept of motherhood and about the uncompromising force of motherhood. It’s going to be about finding your inner voice – the title is very evocative on these grounds.”
No cast members have been finalised yet. However, Natalie Portman and Isabelle Fuhrman were once cast to play the lead, Suzy Banyon, whilst Isabelle Huppert was at one point cast to play Alida Valli's character, Miss Tanner.
Please don't let this happen

Last edited by CiCi; 11-25-15 at 05:55 PM.