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The People's Republic of Clogher
Fantastic.
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Arresting your development
Beautacious!

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A system of cells interlinked
That is genius stuff. The Post-Cinematic flip-out was hilarious!
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Incredibly creative...I love it!
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Neutral Milk Hotel
Funny Stuff...Funny Stuff. However I did manage to keep my pop inside my mouth.
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I am having a nervous breakdance
That is so cool! Really, really brilliant! Who did that, Sammy? Will it be continued?
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They had temporarily escaped the factories, the warehouses, the slaughterhouses, the car washes - they'd be back in captivity the next day but
now they were out - they were wild with freedom. They weren't thinking about the slavery of poverty. Or the slavery of welfare and food stamps. The rest of us would be all right until the poor learned how to make atom bombs in their basements.



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history *is* moralizing
even Deer Hunter's there. great.
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funny funny stuff
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Standing in the Sunlight, Laughing
Originally Posted by Pyro Tramp
Tried this ?
I did it... and my computer just made a sound I have never heard before. Totally serious. I tried it from work, because there's a pretty heavy firewall here. I don't know how he did that or what it made my computer do, but it went "clunk" inside!


Piddy, if you back up to the base of that web address, you'll find the main page. He has about half a dozen strips on there, most of which are also hysterical.



Chicks dig Lord of the Rings, Randal
That was hilarious, thanks for sharing Samsonite!
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Originally Posted by SamsoniteDelilah
I did it... and my computer just made a sound I have never heard before. Totally serious. I tried it from work, because there's a pretty heavy firewall here. I don't know how he did that or what it made my computer do, but it went "clunk" inside!
Lol, i don't have sound, it just says 'It Doesn't Always Work', so i'm sure whatever you heard was from speakers not inside you computer........ well, maybe



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It was quite long and took ages to read, but I just couldn't look away. Very Funny Sammy, thx heaps



Very funny but... that kid could go to jail for a long, long time for hacking into private systems and accessing private information! The big guy definitely needs to install a good Firewall and use the latest version of Firefox to browse the web!