Favorite Lines from your favorite movies!

"...And the women Max, they're like the women of Playboy magazine except they can move their arms and legs."

Annie Hall

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"Like all dreamers, Steven mistook disenchantment for truth."

"In a thousand years, there will be no men and women, just wankers, and that's fine by me."

- Mark Renton(Ewan McGregor) in Trainspotting

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She cut her way through 88 body gaurds? there werent really 88 of
them. Than why do they call themselves the crazy 88s? *laughs* i dont know i guess they thought it sounded cool

~Kill Bill

Was that the boogeyman?

As a matter of fact, it was.

- Halloween

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"A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theater admission and the babysitter were worth it."
- Alfred Hitchcock

French Soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

King Arthur: On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.

Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that!
King Arthur: You'll what?
Black Knight: Come here!
King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
Black Knight: I'm invincible!
King Arthur: ...You're a loony.

Tim: There are some who call me... Tim

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Shut the f*ck up Donnie - The Big Lebowski

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"A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have."

Suspect's Reviews

I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed - American Pie

"Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh - erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it."

-- Dr. Frank-N-Furter(TimCurry) in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

"nuthin like a piece of pussie,except maybe the indy 500"
"its bad enough i have to worry bout gettin wacked out on the streets,i gotta come home to this,to this"

He always wore underpants in the bath because he didn't like looking down on the unemployed... - The Rutles

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"Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how the Tatty 100 is done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves." - Brendan Behan

The Spanish Prisoner
(d. David Mamet - 1997)

George Lang (Ricky Jay)
"Worry is like interest paid in advance on a debt that never comes due."

Jimmy Dell (Steve Martin)
"Good people, bad people ~ They generally look like what they are."

God is inside us, and He helps us sh*t
--paraphrase from La Haine

Erm, maybe you have to see the whole film to find that even vaguely profound or uplifting .

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hmm, gotta go with lines from Friday...

Mr Jones: I've been smelling your sh*t for 22 years. You can smell my sh*t for 5 minutes.

Smokey: Ezel, don't tell nobody I'm back here, aight?
Ezel: Okay. *walks away* Hey everybody! Smokey back here's takin' a sh*t!
Smokey: EZEL!
Ezel: Won't tell nobody else.

Smokey: I don't give a F*CK!

Spanish guy: Heyyyy, Smokey!
Smokey: F*CK. YOU.

Smokey: Weed is from the earth. God put this here for you and me.

Craig & Smokey: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMNNN!!

Smokey: I was only BULLSH*TTING! And you know this!

Ezel: OW! MY...MY NECK! MY BACK! MY NECK AND MY BACK! I WANT - $150,000! But I'll settle out of court right now for $20.
Mopper: Get your ass up, it ain't even wet over there.

Classic.

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Iro's Top 100 Movies v3.0

my fave lines from movie are:

My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." - forrest gump

Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. - pirates of the carribean

and of course my signature, from finding neverland

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Just a dog? Porthos dreams of being a bear, and you want to shatter those dreams by saying he's just a dog? What a horrible candle-snuffing word. That's like saying, "He can't climb that mountain, he's just a man", or "That's not a diamond, it's just a rock." Just.

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Both a quote and a tag line;
How do you know you're God?" "When I pray I find I'm talking to myself.

"Bastard ****!"~Dr. Gordon
"I went to bed in my ****-hole apartment and woke up in an actual **** hole"~Adam
"I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gang-bang!"~Adam

I bet I know where those quotes are from... and I haven't even seen the movie...

im gonna take a stab and say...Saw 2?

I am your father!!!!!


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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