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Chuck Norris asked a group of children: "Who do you worship?"
The kids said: "Jesus, God, the prophet Mohammad, Buddha, etc..."
Chuck said:" WTF? You little heathens!!!!!", then he proceeded to put a boot upside each on of their little heads. When all was said and done Good ol' Chuck had those little kids eating out of his hand and calling him God but one little kid named Johnny called him a lying piece of shizza, then Chuck put a boot upside Johnny's head and Johnny said " I have foot fetish Chuck, could you put your boot upside my wiener you loser **** nugget!!!"