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Originally Posted by quiball
yeah...sorry to all the Hitchcock fans, i like him and everything, but Vertigo was just really pointless
I am absolutely stunned at this comment. This is an incredibly complex, layered film dealing with fear, dreams and reality, love, murder, and this film is also a showcase of symbolism:

-The green/red reality vs Ethereal.

-Scottie always spiraling down somehow, be it with his vertigo, driving (always downhill), or falling, this depicts his mental breakdown throughout the film.

-Vertigo also showcases co-dependancy at it's worst, as Madeleine and her husband use scottie as part of thier scheme, Scottie also becomes absolutely dependant on Madeleine for his delusional fantasy. In the second act, after the apparent death of Madeleine, Scottie uses Judy (who is actually Madie) as his fantastical artists pallate, as he tries to remake Judy into the image of his lost obsession (while in reality it is really her!!). This mechanic is ingenius, showing us Hitchcock at his peak.

The opening scene bears mention as well, as it sets up the mental state of our character perfectly. This is a man barely clutching his sanity. He has lost his dream to become chief of police, directly due to his being diagnosed with vertigo. The fact that he is left hanging on the ledge at the beginning of the film also subtly states that he has a long way down to go yet, and we will be along for the ride.

Hitchcock's use of filters in this film was also spectacular, in my mind. The fog filters used in the graveyard scene and the hotel scene is used perfectly to give the impression of a dreamlike state. The use of green lighting (see screenshot posted in cinematography thread) also adds to the ethereal feel of some scenes. Contrasting this is the use of red in the film, for instance after Mady plunges into the ocean, and is rescued by Scottie, Hitchcock shoots the scene where Scottie undresses Mady in a very deliberate way, symbolising a stripping down of the dreamlike apparition he has been tailing. When she emerges from the bedroom after waking up, she is clothed in a red (reality) robe, and seems a much more normal, down to earth person, for the first time in the film.

Eventually Scottie becomes obsessed with Madie, and at the end of the first act, watches as the only meaning he had left in his life comes crashing down on a rooftop. But alas, it's all an illusion. We come to find Scottie has been manipulated. After reading about "That thing in the paper", Scotties "old friend" had concocted a murder scheme to kill his wife, and wanted to fake the death of his wife (she was unaware of this until the first girl drops), so that when he actually killed her, it would go unnoticed. Quite an intricate plan, and Scottie was the perfect fall guy.

But wait!! The film is only HALF over. Here lies the biggest complaint I have heard about Vertigo, the murder is solved half way through! Clearly, Hitchcock's film is about something else, not just a mundane whodunnit!

I could go on for paragraphs about this, one of my favorite films of all time. But I would rather people watch it again (almost required) before passing judgement. This film is about the characters mostly, but also dreams, reality, perception, death, fear, obsession and so much more that transcends an average murder flick.

A beautiful and intricate work of art, as far as I am concerned.
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A system of cells interlinked
Originally Posted by John McClane
Ghosts of Mars.
Oh my god. It was so boring I was cheering for the ghosts. That's how bored I got. Speaking of boredom. I made a saying remember this when you do something that will get you bored.

"Don't get bored. Things happen." -Matthew

Almost killed myself from jumping off a roof. Also I almost lost my balls too when I fell from a tree and hit a branch. Got a bad scar now. Lol. Maybe I shouldn't have said that. Remember that the next time you even think about getting bored.

Man, I don't know if that was appropriate, but it sure is funny as hell!



You ready? You look ready.
Lol. Ya, it is. Sorry if it's not appropriate. Lol. BTW, I'm bored *slices thumb in two*
Lol.
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I actually find MOST movies boring because Hollywood is running out of ideas. I like movies that have novelty, such as Independence Day, Men in Black, Matrix, The Thirteenth Floor, Howard the Duck, Short Circuit One and Two, etc. Movies need to have some kind of philosophically, politically, or technologically new ideas for me to find it interesting.

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Originally Posted by Johann Bach
I like movies that have novelty, such as Independence Day, Men in Black, Matrix, The Thirteenth Floor, Howard the Duck, Short Circuit One and Two, etc. Movies need to have some kind of philosophically, politically, or technologically new ideas for me to find it interesting.


Thanks, Man! That was one of the best laughs I've had in days. Keep 'em comin', 'cause that's some hilarious stuff, Bro'.
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You ready? You look ready.
Originally Posted by Holden Pike


Thanks, Man! That was one of the best laughs I've had in days. Keep 'em comin', 'cause that's some hilarious stuff, Bro'.
Wants funny about that? I don't get it.



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Originally Posted by Holden Pike
Of course you don't get it. You think The Punisher is a masterpiece.
First of all, I never said it was a masterpiece. Second, that's a little harsh and uncalled for. Third, take it to fact that I'm 14. Okie dokie? Last, but not least, I'm very easy to please when it comes to movies.



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Oooooh, scary! Don't hit me with those there water baloons, Kiddo.
Just watch it Mr. I'll make sure it's more than just water, if you can get where I'm going.



Originally Posted by Holden Pike


Thanks, Man! That was one of the best laughs I've had in days. Keep 'em comin', 'cause that's some hilarious stuff, Bro'.
It's all subjective: one's man's interest is another man's dislikes.