How much do you love me?

"Yoda"
by The Kinks

I met her in a club down in North Soho
where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola
C-O-L-A cola.

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Yoda"
Y-O-D-A Yoda, yo yo yo Yoda

Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy,
but when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Yoda, yo yo yo Yoda, yo yo yo Yoda

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
Oh my Yoda, yo yo yo Yoda, yo yo yo Yoda

Well, we drank champagne and danced all night,
under electric candlelight,
she picked me up and sat me on her knee,
She said, "Little boy won't you come home with me?"

Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy,
but when I yooked in her eyes,
I almost fell for my Yoda,
Yo yo yo Yoda, yo yo yo Yoda

I pushed her away. I walked to the door.
I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees.
I looked at her, and she at me.

Well that's the way that I want it to stay.
I always want it to be that way for my Yoda.
Yo yo yo Yoda.

Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,
except for Yoda. Yo yo yo Yoda. Yo yo yo Yoda.

Well I left home just a week before,
and I never ever kissed a woman before,
Yoda smiled and took me by the hand,
she said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man."

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man,
but I know what I am and that I'm a man,
so is Yoda.
Yo yo yo Yoda. Yo yo yo Yoda.

Did you miss Yoda's spelling lesson? I suppose it only deserves an eye roll if the correction is actually CORRECT.

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Go the Kinks

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Buddha

For a luck dragon, you're not that lucky.


Yet another example of the tiresome "if it's weird, it must be funny" philosophy.

More of an ethos than a philosophy, but I grok your meaning.

Wow… I didn't know George Lucas was one of The Kinks…

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*Cough* I should get credit for this avatar Mr Afghans, pfffft. 'Twas I that suggested the resemblance between Nov and well.........another person.

I knew this would be someone I know. Lovely avatar.

Hi guys, dappy, undine, I see you are new, welcome to this friendly forum.

Thank you, nebbit. Nice to meet you.

Why thank you darlin', it is someone you know, but I'm being stalked elsewhere *Cough* by my EX, nice eh? So came for safety . Well, and because I wanted too.
Hello Nebbit, pleased to meet you X.

Naturally, Weird Al did the Yoda/Kinks thing first -- and best.

And Yoda, I love you lots but I have one question. How come I can't watch SW Episode 1 back to back with Episode 2 any more without getting depressed at how BAD your puppet face looks in Ep. 1? It's really pathetic how bad the puppet Yoda looks compared to the digitized Yoda in Ep. 2.

I'm depressed. But, I love you anyway, puppet or pixels.

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I love Yoda he did something nice for me.

Aha! I've found you. Don't you see? You can't escape.

Hey I saw him/her first, so back off

You don’t understand; She is my ex and won’t talk to me anymore. Do you know how infuriating that is? I FEEL LIKE I’M GOING TO ERUPT AND FIRE IS GONNA COME OUT!

There is fire comeing out of your mouth, throw a bucket of water on it, she's mine.

Touch her and I’ll cut you.

As long as you don't try and suck me with those lips

My ex won’t like us flirting like this. She still loves me, despite the restraining order.